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Bloodborne tips with Dr. AJ The Mustached
« on: April 17, 2015, 12:14:33 am »
Do you suck at Bloodborne? If you answered no... you're a ****ing liar, everyone including me (Dr. Mustache) have trouble in this game from time to time (but my awesome chops and stache help me through). So if you need tips, friendly advice, or sarcastic wit you came to the right place... also if anyone else has tips feel free to share, the title is just for show. Also feel free to show off your character through off-phone screenshot or actual screenshot!

WE ARE BORN OF THE BLOOD, MADE MEN BY THE BLOOD, UNDONE BY THE BLOOD. INCLUDING...

YOU!


*fashion advice for characters is also welcome. Looking sexy while slaying eldritch gods or werewolves, takes priority over stats.

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Re: Bloodborne tips with Dr. AJ The Mustached
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2015, 12:19:34 am »
CAN I CONQUER ALL WITH MY MIND?!
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Re: Bloodborne tips with Dr. AJ The Mustached
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2015, 12:23:26 am »
Ohhhh...  Lemme put a few general tips here.
1: Avoid the repeater pistol like the goddam plague
2: Stunlock is your friend, encourage him
3: Bloodtinge is pretty worthless, guns are only good for stunning
4: You can rip the cleric beasts face off for a fourth of his health by shooting him in the face twice, running up directly to his face, and doing a light attack
5: IM SORRY I KILLED PLAGUE DOCTOR CHICK
6: Summons are your friends.
7: learn to parry before BSB, he will fuck you up otherwise
8: buy blood vials more than bullets. One blood vial = five bullets with emergency bullets
9: the tophat actually has ok stats
10: keep a madmans knowledge on you at all times, never know when a summon is needed.
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Re: Bloodborne tips with Dr. AJ The Mustached
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2015, 12:29:51 am »
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Ohhhh...  Lemme put a few general tips here.
1: Avoid the repeater pistol like the goddam plague
2: Stunlock is your friend, encourage him
3: Bloodtinge is pretty worthless, guns are only good for stunning
4: You can rip the cleric beasts face off for a fourth of his health by shooting him in the face twice, running up directly to his face, and doing a light attack
5: IM SORRY I KILLED PLAGUE DOCTOR CHICK
6: Summons are your friends.
7: learn to parry before BSB, he will **** you up otherwise
8: buy blood vials more than bullets. One blood vial = five bullets with emergency bullets
9: the tophat actually has ok stats
10: keep a madmans knowledge on you at all times, never know when a summon is needed.

1. Yep, the repeater pistol sounds cool but is ****ing newb bait made by the Troll God himself
2. Very much so, get enemies in a corner and release the beast
3. Actually I'd have to refute that, a little extra damage never hurt anyone. That and bullets are used in magic, having bloodtinge boosts magic attacks and effects.
4. Sounds pretty good, I spammed molotovs.
5. I was going to use the Ring of Betrothal on her and put my wiener in that.
6. Unless you're a manly man like me.
7. Or you can use Mature Bloodc0cktails to lure/distract it, it is a Blood Starved Beast after all
8. Yep can't agree on this more, always buy blood vials. I'm stuck on a boss due to me not having enough bloodvials, you'll always find more bullets then blood vials anyway.
9. Tophat makes you look like a gentlemen, stats are for pansy-men
10. Constantly use any Madman's knowledge you find, it makes the game more !!FUN!!

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Re: Bloodborne tips with Dr. AJ The Mustached
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2015, 12:37:28 am »
I run around with 15-20 insight anyway, I just like to have a backup in case I lose it.
Also, I don't like magic much. Its all about doing as much physical/fire damage as you can in as short of a time as you can. I swapped the tophat for the plague mask anyway. Also, that chick sounded like 80, so...... Oh, and little tip for the witch of hemwick lane. Just kill her, ignore the minions. They are easy to dodge and the fight goes quicker that way.
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Re: Bloodborne tips with Dr. AJ The Mustached
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2015, 12:41:02 am »
YAY.

Can I seduce all the lovely females with my knowledge?

If you know what I mean hue hue hue...
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Re: Bloodborne tips with Dr. AJ The Mustached
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2015, 12:41:13 am »
I run around with 15-20 insight anyway, I just like to have a backup in case I lose it.
Also, I don't like magic much. Its all about doing as much physical/fire damage as you can in as short of a time as you can. I swapped the tophat for the plague mask anyway. Also, that chick sounded like 80, so...... Oh, and little tip for the witch of hemwick lane. Just kill her, ignore the minions. They are easy to dodge and the fight goes quicker that way.

Mid to late 30s bro, she doesn't sound like the woman from the chapel.

I have 40 Insight and dropped it recently to buy fire paper (and to make a boss easier... it didn't make it easier)


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Re: Bloodborne tips with Dr. AJ The Mustached
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2015, 12:44:30 am »
Oh, my tv does weird things. First character she sounded OLD. Second and current char, she sounds normal. I think it was my speakers, I got new ones in between. First was str, made mistakes, restart, second was dex, accidentally killed her, but otherwise fine. Also, I need to get 30-40 insight to see and fight that thing I guess.
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Re: Bloodborne tips with Dr. AJ The Mustached
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2015, 12:48:15 am »
Oh, my tv does weird things. First character she sounded OLD. Second and current char, she sounds normal. I think it was my speakers, I got new ones in between. First was str, made mistakes, restart, second was dex, accidentally killed her, but otherwise fine. Also, I need to get 30-40 insight to see and fight that thing I guess.

Actually with the 30/40 thing, that's just to see it in Yarhnam. To fight it means getting to a secret location that I'd be down with telling you about through spoiler marks. (It has to do with the Tonsil Stone)

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Re: Bloodborne tips with Dr. AJ The Mustached
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2015, 12:49:52 am »
Do it. I got the tonsil stone, and my body is ready.
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« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2015, 12:51:44 am »
Also, as for fashion, Gascoigne's set is good for a priest like thing, crow hunter set has a really cool cape made of feathers, and the ashen hunter set has a nice hat.
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« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2015, 12:55:18 am »
Do it. I got the tonsil stone, and my body is ready.

You know those black hole things? Well you have to walk into one of those at a specific place that has a large set of doors. Its to the right of the Grand Cathedral where you fight Vicar Camilia, past that church graveyard area and past the fatties and executioners. There by the doors a black hole will appear, walk into that and you're in for a treat.

[[Not going to put it in spoilers, because I only gave the location in hint form]]

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« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2015, 12:57:19 am »
No I don't know the black hole things. Wat?
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« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2015, 12:58:25 am »
No I don't know the black hole things. Wat?

I won't say no more, it'll be a shock when you find it.

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Re: Bloodborne tips with Dr. AJ The Mustached
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2015, 01:02:00 am »
Oh, is it.... Oh, you mean that pillar near the witch in the courtyard. Ok then, lemme get to the clinic, I read I had to do that first.
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