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Ohhhh...  Lemme put a few general tips here.
1: Avoid the repeater pistol like the goddam plague
2: Stunlock is your friend, encourage him
3: Bloodtinge is pretty worthless, guns are only good for stunning
4: You can rip the cleric beasts face off for a fourth of his health by shooting him in the face twice, running up directly to his face, and doing a light attack
5: IM SORRY I KILLED PLAGUE DOCTOR CHICK
6: Summons are your friends.
7: learn to parry before BSB, he will **** you up otherwise
8: buy blood vials more than bullets. One blood vial = five bullets with emergency bullets
9: the tophat actually has ok stats
10: keep a madmans knowledge on you at all times, never know when a summon is needed.

1. Yep, the repeater pistol sounds cool but is ****ing newb bait made by the Troll God himself
2. Very much so, get enemies in a corner and release the beast
3. Actually I'd have to refute that, a little extra damage never hurt anyone. That and bullets are used in magic, having bloodtinge boosts magic attacks and effects.
4. Sounds pretty good, I spammed molotovs.
5. I was going to use the Ring of Betrothal on her and put my wiener in that.
6. Unless you're a manly man like me.
7. Or you can use Mature Bloodc0cktails to lure/distract it, it is a Blood Starved Beast after all
8. Yep can't agree on this more, always buy blood vials. I'm stuck on a boss due to me not having enough bloodvials, you'll always find more bullets then blood vials anyway.
9. Tophat makes you look like a gentlemen, stats are for pansy-men
10. Constantly use any Madman's knowledge you find, it makes the game more !!FUN!!

YAY.

Can I seduce all the lovely females with my knowledge?

If you know what I mean hue hue hue...

Oh, my tv does weird things. First character she sounded OLD. Second and current char, she sounds normal. I think it was my speakers, I got new ones in between. First was str, made mistakes, restart, second was dex, accidentally killed her, but otherwise fine. Also, I need to get 30-40 insight to see and fight that thing I guess.

Do it. I got the tonsil stone, and my body is ready.

Do it. I got the tonsil stone, and my body is ready.

You know those black hole things? Well you have to walk into one of those at a specific place that has a large set of doors. Its to the right of the Grand Cathedral where you fight Vicar Camilia, past that church graveyard area and past the fatties and executioners. There by the doors a black hole will appear, walk into that and you're in for a treat.

[[Not going to put it in spoilers, because I only gave the location in hint form]]

No I don't know the black hole things. Wat?

I won't say no more, it'll be a shock when you find it.