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Re: DARK SOULS 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2015, 03:15:53 pm »
Also, fighting NPC hunters in Bloodborne was probably the most annoying thing ever.  I love being spammed to death by dudes with infinite ammo while their guns can also two-shot you.  Just turned encounters with a few select hunters into super tedious and unfun affairs.
One of them has literal max stats. The one in the byrganworth area before Rom has literal max stats and stupidly powerful items.

The one in Byrgenworth was easy once you got his tentacle pattern down. The real asshole was the one in the Cathedral where you fight the wolf lady and touch the skull, his attacks are stupidly fast, he blocks in an instant, and the only real way to get a decent amount of damage in was to Molotov him until he stopped spamming.

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Re: DARK SOULS 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #16 on: August 06, 2015, 03:49:51 pm »
Also, fighting NPC hunters in Bloodborne was probably the most annoying thing ever.  I love being spammed to death by dudes with infinite ammo while their guns can also two-shot you.  Just turned encounters with a few select hunters into super tedious and unfun affairs.
One of them has literal max stats. The one in the byrganworth area before Rom has literal max stats and stupidly powerful items.
The one in Byrgenworth was easy once you got his tentacle pattern down. The real **** was the one in the Cathedral where you fight the wolf lady and touch the skull, his attacks are stupidly fast, he blocks in an instant, and the only real way to get a decent amount of damage in was to Molotov him until he stopped spamming.
I watched a video where a guy used a shaman bone blade on one of the fly's there while fighting him. The bastard survived a 1534 burst of frenzy damage.
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Re: DARK SOULS 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2015, 04:46:52 pm »
Yeah, like AJ said, the one in the chapel, the Bloody Crow of Cainhurst or whatever, is probably the worst one. The thing is, if you lure him to the steps, get him to use the Chikage's self-health drain buff, and then walk out the door and wait, he'll slowly walk back to his original spot, all while draining his own blood, 'till he dies over the course of like four minutes.
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Re: DARK SOULS 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #18 on: August 06, 2015, 05:05:21 pm »
My personal hated hunter is the one near the well outside the gate to Unseen Village.  He has a rifle spear and blunderbuss and literally the only thing he does is spam his gun nonstop.  You try to go in and combo him and he shoots you between stun frames for half your health, so the fight turns into a boring slog of dashing in for one hit and dodge back out.  Over.  And over.  And over.  It just goes on forever.  Thank god that guy is optional.   

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Re: DARK SOULS 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #19 on: August 06, 2015, 05:14:49 pm »
Yeah, like AJ said, the one in the chapel, the Bloody Crow of Cainhurst or whatever, is probably the worst one. The thing is, if you lure him to the steps, get him to use the Chikage's self-health drain buff, and then walk out the door and wait, he'll slowly walk back to his original spot, all while draining his own blood, 'till he dies over the course of like four minutes.
Oh, Crow Waifu. She is an NPC you meet muc earlier if ya look. She has a quest line, and if you do her quest early on she isn't hostile there. She just gives you here badge. I killed her early on for her weapon though. Like right after her second encounter. Tough, but worth it.
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Re: DARK SOULS 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #20 on: August 06, 2015, 05:20:02 pm »
Yeah, like AJ said, the one in the chapel, the Bloody Crow of Cainhurst or whatever, is probably the worst one. The thing is, if you lure him to the steps, get him to use the Chikage's self-health drain buff, and then walk out the door and wait, he'll slowly walk back to his original spot, all while draining his own blood, 'till he dies over the course of like four minutes.
Oh, Crow Waifu. She is an NPC you meet muc earlier if ya look. She has a quest line, and if you do her quest early on she isn't hostile there. She just gives you here badge. I killed her early on for her weapon though. Like right after her second encounter. Tough, but worth it.

Back off my bird bae man :c
And oh, naw, didn't mean her. She's called Eileen, the Hunter of Hunters, the Bloody Crow is the insane guy in the chapel who wounds her. If you do her quest line, he's the one there, having hurt her. If you didn't start her quest line, she's there to fight instead. I find the Bloody Crow much harder.

And oh god, the rifle spearman is a pain in the everything ;-;
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Re: DARK SOULS 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #21 on: August 06, 2015, 05:21:29 pm »
Yeah, like AJ said, the one in the chapel, the Bloody Crow of Cainhurst or whatever, is probably the worst one. The thing is, if you lure him to the steps, get him to use the Chikage's self-health drain buff, and then walk out the door and wait, he'll slowly walk back to his original spot, all while draining his own blood, 'till he dies over the course of like four minutes.
Oh, Crow Waifu. She is an NPC you meet muc earlier if ya look. She has a quest line, and if you do her quest early on she isn't hostile there. She just gives you here badge. I killed her early on for her weapon though. Like right after her second encounter. Tough, but worth it.

Back off my bird bae man :c
And oh, naw, didn't mean her. She's called Eileen, the Hunter of Hunters, the Bloody Crow is the insane guy in the chapel who wounds her. If you do her quest line, he's the one there, having hurt her. If you didn't start her quest line, she's there to fight instead. I find the Bloody Crow much harder.

And oh god, the rifle spearman is a pain in the everything ;-;
The one outside of the chapel? Fuck that gut. Fuck him.
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