Utterly Mad

If band when I get a copy, I am the king of being a creepy mofo. This one time in dayz I was running around, carrying my axe and pistol, like you always did unless actively PVPing in Dayz mod, and I hear a group of guys, really hitting it off, talking good, asking for Skype names, killing zombies. So, first, I get to the building they were in. I hide outside, as it is nighttime in game and unless you knew an exploit I knew night is dark as balls without light of some kind. They keep talking. I start making groaning noises into the mic. They dont appear to notice. I start making the most bestial noises I can, whimpering, growling, all kinds of shit. They noticed. "The fu ck is that?" I hear one say. Knowing the time for fun is over, I leap out of the bush I was in, and run in swinging, screaming shit like "YOU WILL MAKE A FINE SKINSUIT" and "DO YOU LIKE ME NOW HYGHGVHYGUGGJYY" all the while gibbering and chortling and screeching like a madman. I killed one of them before I got shot.