Utterly Mad

Hmm. I oughta look into mods for Oblivion. Like maybe one that makes leveling less bork.

Also, all the fuckloads of random shit make me wish I could craft basic stuff using it. :V

get Obscuro's Oblivion Overhaul
unfucks the leveling

It was either OOO or Francesco's that adds it. Really isn't such of a much though. Unless your using one of the realistic needs mods (why?), the cooking is meaningless, and anything you craft will be outstripped by half the stuff you can find. Which ever of those mods does it in my copy, it's really just something that was included not because it was a useful alternative, but rather because "why not." Oh wait, I'm not using francesco's... Must be Maskar's Oblivion Overhaul then, which adds a bunch of nice things but also a handful of annoying shit, like not letting me attempt to pick a lock over my skill level. Mother fucker, what is the point of the mini game if I can't even make the attempt? Skill level just makes the mini game easier you dumb shit. No no, I think it is oscuros. WHO KNOWS!? MYSTERIES!!!! After a bit of looking, I think it's Maskars that adds the crafting shit. It does a lot of good stuff though, so it's worth the annoyance.

Look for a mod called "shady fences." It makes it so you don't have to join the goddamn thieves guild to gain access to decent fences by adding a freelance fence hidden near half of the towns stables. Also try "elsweyr anequina" if you can find it. The author of that mod is a bit touchy and randomly takes the mod down from wherever it's hosted during a tantrum. If you can't find a functional DL link, I can pass it to you on dropbox.

If bandits are running around in fucking glass armour then why they fuck do they still need to rob people, that shit is expensive.

I didn't say anything about needing to eat food. D:

I actually like realism in a game. It's easy to point at an enemy and click buttons until they're dead, it's harder to remember that you need to take care of yourself in a virtual world.
Realism mods are good for the difficulty, not the 'immersion' they pretend to add, real life is hard, you have to remember to not let yourself die sometimes, its nice to be reminded of that in a safe way

I've decided to start tagging my drunk posts as such, just in case I wake up and find out I've said some bullshit, this is a drunk post.

Also, have a DF derp.

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The trio of elves stopped in the clearing. Their leader, a one-legged elf, had spoke little on their latest hunt, where he made them wait outside the burrow, only seeing that he emerged unscathed. At least, no more so than he already was, having lost a leg in an earlier hunt, before he talked them into this insane quest.

He asked them to leave him some privacy for a bit, to tend to injuries he made no mention of earlier. They assumed the odd warrior, whom they saw working strange medicines with the heart of a cyclops they fought previous, knew what he was doing. Though the cry of pain was ignored at first, when it seemed to rise into an echoing, resounding roar they knew something was terribly wrong.

When they ruished back to where they left their companion, they found his armor and weaponry cast aside, and before them was a massive, seven-headed beast. Much the same as the prey of their last hunt. Before they could even process what was going on, they heard their companion's voice, seven times over from the creature looming over them.



He told them of the injury he suffered in his first hunt, the corrupted living wood that nearly killed him, and of the inspiration that struck him.



He was so engrossed in his storytelling that he hardly even realized the potion wore off, restoring him to his original form, old wounds healed. Which led to a rather hasty scramble to put his armor back on.

So, back into Minecraft. I've spent more time than I'd like to admit making the layout of this desert village less of a clusterfuck.

Touhou/Galaga crossover when.