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Holy FUCKING SHIT moments in gaming.
« on: March 16, 2015, 04:06:19 am »
So, this is a thread for awesome video game moments. Be it epic personal stories, epic moments in the games story, or anything else like that, it goes here. I have one to tell right now. I was playing MW2:Mercs, and I was piloting a Crab medium mech (that's 45 tons), with a Centurion and Commando as backup. It was the mission where you get sent to do recon, but there are really 24 odd pirates waiting on the surface. So I touch down, and right off the bat there is a Flashman heavy mech (75 tons) running right at me. So, what do I do? Line up an alpha strike, AND ONE HIT KILL THE BASTARD WITH A COCKPIT SHOT. WHAT HOOD IS YOUR 20 TON WEIGHT ADVANTAGE NOW BITCH!
I also salvaged a ton of medium mechs too, this was on the titanium edition which has dynamic salvage, so I got to keep it. This Flashman won me the Solarus tournament, from which I salvaged an atlas and a Mauler. Good mech that.
« Last Edit: April 01, 2015, 03:49:46 pm by Perigrin »
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit moments in gaming.
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2015, 02:03:01 pm »
Winnning that last level of Battleblock theater. DAMN.
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit moments in gaming.
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2015, 02:41:52 pm »
It might sound sad, but I randomly threw a throwing knife on COD once, it bounced off a care package helicopter and got a kill.

I pretty much did this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVfc6hMnA_Y
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit moments in gaming.
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2015, 02:42:58 pm »
Beating Hotline Miami 2, getting an S rank on the sewer level (ON HARD, FUCK THOSE GODDAMN DOGS TO OBLIVION), getting an A on the boat, actually anything having to do with Hotline Miami 2 and its goddamn difficultly is worth posting on this thread.

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Re: Holy Fucking Shit moments in gaming.
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2015, 09:32:27 am »
Managing to kill three Volatiles in Dying Light.

Yeah, I killed three of the fast parkour instant kill tackle zombies at the start of the game.    I put down the controller and just stared at the screen for about three minutes afterwards.

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« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2015, 03:08:35 am »
One time I was playing America's Army on the Bridge Crossing map.  I was the last guy on my team, set up with the sniper rifle on defense hill right.  There was one guy left on the other team, and he had the AK w/grenade launcher.  He came crawling up the middle of the bridge, then as he edged around the wrecked car I sniped him then instantly saw the grenade coming and BOOM!!!  I died.  The announcing voice at the end of the match gave both announcements: "Opposing forces eliminated" and "Your squad has been eliminated"  at the same time so they overlapped.  I am pretty sure that was one of the only ties in the history of the game. 
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit moments in gaming.
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2015, 03:34:11 pm »
Triple teammate headshot on CSGO, resulted in 7 day ban. My teammates happened to line up perfectly after I pulled the trigger on an enemy
STILL GOT THE ENEMY HEADSHOT KILL :P
(I wasnt even mad, I laughed about it for the whole week lol)
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit moments in gaming.
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2015, 10:27:04 am »
i just......

i found the best boss EVER!

so, in Bloodborne, the second boss you fight is a priest, who comes at you screaming and swinging an axe and a shotgun. what follows is a frantic round of backpedaling and vicous fighting, which is a nice change from boss 1, which is a marathon boss who takes a very long time to kill, its nice to have a rapid holy shit boss.
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit moments in gaming.
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2015, 11:44:08 am »
Ending the dock mission in Hotline Miami 2. DOn't try to do it in hard mode though.
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit moments in gaming.
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2015, 12:47:48 pm »
Ending the dock mission in Hotline Miami 2. DOn't try to do it in hard mode though.

Can confirm, still stuck on that fucking level on Hard.

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« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2015, 10:50:03 pm »
Killing floor, west london, round ten, hard, five people. My play style is all dual pistols until late in the match. I sell off my handcannons and get armor/refill ammo, then realize I no longer have the money to get the battle rifle OR replace the handcannons as I played poorly in the first five rounds. After a quick ask around a guy lends me money but time is short and I snatch the pair of revolvers and one handcannon. Feck, no time. forget about it and go on. At this point, im armed with all the pistol sets except the handcannon, which isnt a problem but I would really rather have either the crossbow or battle rifle at this point, especially since the crossbow can one shot SC and FP in one shot with a headshot.

There comes a point when the match seems lost. two of us go down in the opening waves at the start of the round. It is then that the feeling of badassery comes over me and all I can see is the flying limbs and fellow strangers struggling  against the fleshpound clusterfuck descending upon them. The only sound I hear is the righteous thunder of those glorious handguns spitting hot fire into undead skulls. For a moment, it becomes all too real. then, as soon as it comes, its gone, leaving me in awe of just how good a game killing floor can be sometimes and slightly sick from the flood of adrenaline. Final round, I got absolutely wrecked by a nearly point blank minigun volley from the patriarch along with two other players.
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit moments in gaming.
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2015, 12:37:33 am »
i just......

i found the best boss EVER!

so, in Bloodborne, the second boss you fight is a priest, who comes at you screaming and swinging an axe and a shotgun. what follows is a frantic round of backpedaling and vicious fighting, which is a nice change from boss 1, which is a marathon boss who takes a very long time to kill, its nice to have a rapid holy shit boss.
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Re: Holy Fucking Shit moments in gaming.
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2015, 01:27:22 am »
i just......

i found the best boss EVER!

so, in Bloodborne, the second boss you fight is a priest, who comes at you screaming and swinging an axe and a shotgun. what follows is a frantic round of backpedaling and vicous fighting, which is a nice change from boss 1, which is a marathon boss who takes a very long time to kill, its nice to have a rapid holy shit boss.

Alright I'm just going to gush over Bloodborne here for a sec. This is honestly the best fucking game I've played since Dark Souls 1, I could not for the life of me get into Dark Souls 2 due to those hitboxes (one of the swords actually has a bigger hit box then what is shown, also rolling under most attacks does fuck all); and as someone who mainly focused on parrying attacks and quick dodges then hiding behind a shield, I got into this game really quickly. I finally figured out how to use my gun and bought the repeater pistol and let me say... don't buy the repeater pistol, I thought it'd fire quicker like a revolver or something similar, but no. It just uses two bullet for double the damage, it's pretty fucking useless if you ask me.

I also want to gush over the general atmosphere of the game. The opening hours remind me of a more unforgiving version of Undead Burg, and getting chased around and having to fight hordes of pissed off lynch mobs was crazy; and since I played it at 12AM and quit at 3AM I can say that the fear of whats to come was next. The ambience is creepy, the visual design is creepy, and once you've defeated Father Gerg(something) the tone takes a total shift once you head into Old Yharnam and the game quits fucking around.

I've only died because:
1. I was reckless and fucked up
2. I fell off a high place
3. I didn't know how to fight the boss, and actually plan for what to expect. (I've died once per boss, except for the Cleric Beast, fuck that boss)

I've been using the Hunters Axe got it upgraded to +3 with a multiplier Blood Gem. And my favorite feature is probably how much blood your character gets coated in when you're doing really well, after beating Old Yharnam my guy was covered head-to-toe in the juicy red stuff (it looked like strong cherry Kool-Aid).


Now there are some spoilers within the box containing one plotpoint and the spoilers for one entire section:

Spoiler: CRAZY ASS SHIT + OLD YHARNAM (hover to show)


I rented the game out of skepticism, and I think that was a mistake. I need this game, its sooo goood, its like Dark Souls 1 and I can see it eating up all the freetime I have.

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Re: Holy Fucking Shit moments in gaming.
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2015, 03:38:51 pm »
pfff. sword cane is the true weapon. I am a dex build. also, after Father Gascoigne, the next boss is a BASTARD SON OF A BASTARD.


and, you can get Diablo like random gen dungeons to play in after the third boss, so awesome.
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« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2015, 03:48:45 pm »
pfff. sword cane is the true weapon. I am a dex build. also, after Father Gascoigne, the next boss is a BASTARD SON OF A BASTARD.


and, you can get Diablo like random gen dungeons to play in after the third boss, so awesome.

I've been using the Sword Cane, but I already buffed my axe up to 3+. So I've been using the Sword Cane to clear crows and large hordes, since that whip mode is pretty coolio.

 

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