Utterly Mad

we are now all friends

I got back into agar.io and I have nowhere to brag. So I'm temporarily back.



I was #9ish on the leaderboards, but the #1 guy sacrificed himself to me. Then the #2 guy sacrificed himself to me. Then I was this big.

Then some other dick came and virused me, and a 3-way eating battle ensured between me, the dick, and "ks", the #4 guy in that screenshot. Ks was my ally, sort of. I was eaten by the dick, ks ate the dick, ks ate me. I escaped with two tiny blobs. Then I got eaten trying to infiltrate a dude who ate ks.

This may be the longest I've ever played one cell. I only died because I had to go help make dinner.

Look at that near-death. Look at that comeback. Look at that slow decline and recovery. Look at how long I was on the leaderboard out of that time. Look at how small my highest mass was even though I was #1.

>tfw you made too many friends and can't eat anyone