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Re: The Community Dwarf Fort Thread
« Reply #45 on: August 14, 2016, 12:39:31 am »
Holy shit, that's the first time in ages that I've seen a fortress marriage. D:

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Re: The Community Dwarf Fort Thread
« Reply #46 on: August 14, 2016, 12:47:56 am »
You've never seen a fortress marriage?
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Re: The Community Dwarf Fort Thread
« Reply #47 on: August 14, 2016, 12:57:40 am »
Very funny. I see what you did with that group symbol.


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Re: The Community Dwarf Fort Thread
« Reply #48 on: August 14, 2016, 01:08:15 am »
The kobold bowmen gather. Peeking out from their cover in the bushes they spy their target, a fierce warthog. They aren't sure why they are being ordered to attack a warthog. Was this not the job of hunters? Perhaps it was because there didn't appear to be any hunters other than apethetic who was always too busy performing individual combat drills all day. They waited for the warthog to draw closer, and when it did...

Delicious boar. Especially considering they had nothing to eat other than mussels all year.

Their came a unified sigh as they approached their home, Saltmummy was once again making a bit of a fool of herself. "We need to build this thing!"

What did kobolds need temples for anyway? "Spiritual needs!" Saltmummy would always shout gleefully. The rest of the kobolds had no idea what that meant, just that Saltmummy wouldn't shut the hell up until it was complete.

The kobolds were especially surprised when...

A human. Perhaps they had managed to build a finer tavern than they had realized?

And even kobolds need a bit of privacy. Especially Six and Wilson.


Sorry about how lax this post is in story, I'm in a bit of a hurry. That's spring though. I figured I'd be further along in the year by now, but hm hm hm.
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Fingering techniques are very important
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Yes, little hats for every noodle.
Everyone is forks it seems.
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Re: The Community Dwarf Fort Thread
« Reply #49 on: August 14, 2016, 01:18:43 am »
Definitely interesting to see. And I've had marriages happen in the past, but it's been a long time.

In any case...yep. Taverns can indeed attract human visitors, oddly enough.

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Re: The Community Dwarf Fort Thread
« Reply #50 on: August 14, 2016, 08:31:50 am »
As usual, bards are good for nothing in this game. I'm hoping this time we'll finally get some thieves. D:
Well, I'm hoping that Six and Wilson are very happy together.

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Re: The Community Dwarf Fort Thread
« Reply #51 on: August 14, 2016, 01:42:58 pm »
If I recall, one of you got assigned a chick because I'm terrible about paying attention to dwarven and/or kobold genders. D:

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Re: The Community Dwarf Fort Thread
« Reply #52 on: August 14, 2016, 02:22:31 pm »
What.
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Re: The Community Dwarf Fort Thread
« Reply #53 on: August 14, 2016, 02:36:09 pm »
Could I get a warbold named after me? I won't be playing, as I suck at Fortress Mode, but I'll still keep up with what's goin' on.
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Re: The Community Dwarf Fort Thread
« Reply #54 on: August 14, 2016, 04:50:11 pm »
What.
You are the man in the relationship Wilson. I'm pretty sure dwarf/bold starting seven genders are randomized?
Could I get a warbold named after me? I won't be playing, as I suck at Fortress Mode, but I'll still keep up with what's goin' on.
Yeah sure. I'll do that after breakfast.
I'm really just a sexy skeleton in a suit.
Fingering techniques are very important
Quote from: Six
Using guns while sober? Sounds like you're a coward.
Yes, little hats for every noodle.
Everyone is forks it seems.
"Everything is fucked forever, and ever, and ever." -Forrest 2016

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Re: The Community Dwarf Fort Thread
« Reply #55 on: August 14, 2016, 06:28:50 pm »
Yes, the starting seven are randomized. Plus again, I didn't pay attention. Hell, Perigrin might've been assigned a guy, I didn't check. D:

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Re: The Community Dwarf Fort Thread
« Reply #56 on: August 14, 2016, 07:45:59 pm »
"Oy, Saltmummy! You want in on this?"
"This" appeared to be a dog pile of kobolds onto some rather furry ball of fury.

Saltmummy opted to give the honey badger a single good sock to the guts, just to be a good sport. Otherwise she feared that it would turn into another "party" where the other kobolds in the warren wrapped her in a blanket and beat her with sticks again, and she didn't have time for more of that. There were other things to get done, starting with a group of kobolds that had recently moved in. Another thing was to see what the human wanted. Or rather, Saltmummy wanted to go stare at the visiting human. It was fairly rare for any of the other peoples of the world to not maul kobold kind on sight, and so encounters such as this were sometimes a once in a lifetime chance. It also helped that he told the most interesting stories. Much better than that kobold bard who kept telling everyone about how good coyote tasted.

"Why do you talk like that?" Asked a young kobold to Saltmummy. "Eh? Why I talk like what? All kobold talk like this." She said. "No." Said the young kobold, "Just you shamans. Why?" Saltmummy was confused and wanted to ask the child more, but suddenly his mother grabbed him by the arm, "Lokoshangus! You leave that shaman alone. You know what father told you about them." and then to Saltmummy "We sorry. He not old enough to be respectful. We punish later."
"Uh." Said Saltmummy.

Once again the proud kobold bowmen are called out to go beyond their duty, much to their annoyance, and kill a giraffe. They do so handily and the kobolds feast for a time more on something other than shellfish.




notes:
perigrin is in fact a male kobold.
So far, we have received 4 migrant waves. I wasn't aware that was possible unless this is some kind of mod thing?
I'm really just a sexy skeleton in a suit.
Fingering techniques are very important
Quote from: Six
Using guns while sober? Sounds like you're a coward.
Yes, little hats for every noodle.
Everyone is forks it seems.
"Everything is fucked forever, and ever, and ever." -Forrest 2016

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Re: The Community Dwarf Fort Thread
« Reply #57 on: August 14, 2016, 07:52:36 pm »
notes:
perigrin is in fact a male kobold.
So far, we have received 4 migrant waves. I wasn't aware that was possible unless this is some kind of mod thing?

Doh. I was afraid I'd borked the naming. ;_;

And you do get more migrant waves than the guaranteed two, yes. Mostly because the caravans were added to the mod, along with the inverted ITEM_THIEF logic.

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Re: The Community Dwarf Fort Thread
« Reply #58 on: August 14, 2016, 08:08:49 pm »
Oh fucking boy, finally the kobolds run out of shit to pull out of the river.

And by shit, I mean mussels. They catch mussels exclusively. No trout for these little bastards, no tasty salmon. Mussels bitch. Kobolds need to get their bone on and the only aphrodisiac they want is mussels. We have hundreds upon hundreds of mussel shell crafts.
Here's some statistics about out mussel shell craft industry:
we have 256 mussel shell figurines
we have 272 mussel shell amulets
we have (surprisingly) 0 mussel shell scepters
we have 258 mussel shell crowns
we have 262 mussel shell rings
we have 282 mussel shell earrings
we have 258 mussel shell bracelets.
Every. Single. One. Is made by our resident maestro of mussel shell, Perigrin. I've got him decorating his crafts with mussel shell just so we can work through them faster. I guess I should get him to make armor with them too actually.
I'm going to assume the 291 miscellaneous body parts we have are mostly uncarved mussel shells.
I'm really just a sexy skeleton in a suit.
Fingering techniques are very important
Quote from: Six
Using guns while sober? Sounds like you're a coward.
Yes, little hats for every noodle.
Everyone is forks it seems.
"Everything is fucked forever, and ever, and ever." -Forrest 2016

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Re: The Community Dwarf Fort Thread
« Reply #59 on: August 14, 2016, 08:14:19 pm »
That is likely from designating the well as a secondary fishing spot. That was before I realized the stream wasn't going to evaporate in the summer. D:

 

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