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Re: The Community Dwarf Fort Thread
« Reply #30 on: August 13, 2016, 11:08:53 pm »
It's fine. Shaman is good for me.

Spring come, and as is tradition the chieftain, the warmaster, and the shaman meet to commune with the spirits to see what the next year will bring. Such is the way of kobolds. Or at least the way as the shamans would have it. Saltmummy set aside the smoking smudge sticks she had been waving in the faces of Chaosvolt and apetheticexcuse. They were thankful for this, when they heard they would be needed to oversee the casting of bones, they had just rolled their eyes. For Saltmummy's part though, she was excited. She had only graduated from kobold shaman school two weeks before the expedition and so hadn't been allowed to officiate the casting for the expedition at the outset. This though, had been a moment she had waited all year for. "We move this along now Salt? Things to be doing." Said Chaosvolt. So impatient that one. "Yes yes." said Saltmummy, grabbing up a fist full of small carved bones collected from the carcass of the yak they had slaughtered the year before. She stood and scattered them on the clear patch of dirt between them. "What the bones say?" Asked apetheticexcuse. "Bones say chaosvolt is fine leader and picked fine spot." She picked up the bones and scattered them again. "Bones say Apethetic is fine example of warmaster, does good with dogs." A third time, she scooped up the bones and cast them. "Bones say... that not right." She picked them up and cast them again. Chaosvolt and Apetheticexcuse arched their eyes in confusion when the bones settled in the exact same positions as before. Twice more Saltmummy picked up and recast them and twice more they arranged themselves as they had been before. "Bones say... I in charge now?" Chaosvolt clapped once. Normally a kobold would not relish giving up leadership, but Chaosvolt had bigger fish to fry, bigger things she wanted to take care of. "Good fortune for you Saltmummy. You will be fine leader!" She helped apetheticexcuse to her feet, "We go tell the others!" The two kobolds left the oppressive heat of Saltmummy's hastily erected tent and it's aggravating smokes. "Why you give up leadership like that?" Asked Apethetic as they strode away from the casting. "Because being a leader is exhausting and I have more important things to do. By the way, you can stop talking like that when Saltmummy isn't around." Apetheticexcuse cleared her throat. "Yeah, sorry. I get so caught up in that sometimes. Want to get some spoiled milk?" Choasvolt nodded, "sure, why not."
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