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Re: The Community Dwarf Fort Thread
« Reply #165 on: August 21, 2016, 07:22:23 pm »
"I know what kobolds like!" Said saltmummy, striding into a private conversation between Chaosvolt and Apatheticexcuse. She didn't much care for what they were talking about, though she understood that it was probably important. Apathetic looked deeply annoyed. "Fine, you can be in charge now." Saltmummy looked at apathetic with suspicion. She didn't really want to be in charge again. "What about caconym?" She asked, putting aside her "wonderful" idea for a moment. "Caconym doesn't know how long a year is." Said Chaosvolt, "No one bothered to tell Caconym when to pass on the reigns to someone else. I've been running things since... midsummer?" Apathetic nodded. "I guess you hadn't noticed though." Saltmummy scratched her head. "Nope! Anyways, kobolds want zoo!" Apathetic placed her palms on her face and began screaming into them. While Chaosvolt simply cocked her head at an angle and stared at Saltmummy with incredulity. "How Saltmummy." Asked Apathetic when she finally managed to reign in her temper. "How are you going to capture animals and put them in cages." Saltmummy hadn't thought that bit through. "Maybe small animals then? You catch? Yes?" Apathetic struggled not to raise her hands to her face again, but found that she couldn't avoid that AND prevent them from throttling Saltmummy at the same time. "That's a stupid idea." She shouted after having another good scream. "No it not. You got army of rock-bolds. Rest of us want zoo. Why rock-bolds but not zoo? Zoo more interesting. Why big coffin room but not zoo? Since I in charge now, we build zoo." Apathetic immediately regretted telling her she was in charge.

OOC: I just got an idea.
« Last Edit: August 21, 2016, 07:30:37 pm by saltmummy626 »
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