Not sure how, since you can't tame wild animals unless they're in cages. D:
And...uhoh. Hope you're ready to be drowning in troglodytes.
Oh, you will see mr. dragon. You will see
Also, a single unarmed kobold just wrecked the shit out of a giant olm before it fled in terror from him. Then the military got there and wrecked it's shit even harder.