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Re: The Community Dwarf Fort Thread
« Reply #165 on: August 21, 2016, 09:42:05 pm »
Fall gives in to winter, but just beneath the surface there is an important meeting going on behind closed doors. Gathered in this room are the warrens collection of rangers, animal trappers, carpenters, masons, farmers, a few soldiers, and one very excited shaman. All the animal trainers except apathetic. Apatheticexcuse was too busy for some idea she saw as a half brained project laid out by a less than half brained shaman. "You all clear on what needs doing?" Saltmummy asked. Upon seeing them all nod or hearing them answer in the affirmative, she asked "and you know not to tell anyone?" Again she waited for the affirmative. The kobolds gathered before her were surprised at what she was trying to pull off. Capturing animals without the secret of dwarven mechanisms? It seemed at first like an idiotic idea, and one that would get most of them killed. Once they heard what she had planned though they realized that unlike most shamans, this one was no fool. They only hoped that the warren wouldn't be underwhelmed by the new zoo once it was finished.

"Nothing too big." Saltmummy said, turning to the rangers. "Giant animals not fit and man-animals too strange for kobold childrens. Don't be fancy either. No making things up!" Most of the assembled bolds agreed. It would be something they thought they could be proud of, even if the fort didn't take to it like their esteemed shaman thought they would.
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