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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2015, 10:08:50 am »
Oriole with webs came to the second cavern, killed some crundles, fell for my FB trap, and was shot to death by marksdwarves.
he is a duck, i am a batman villain.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2015, 01:14:44 pm »
Sounds like a forgotten beast. What was it made out of?
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2015, 03:25:21 pm »
Oh, yeah, of course it was an FB. It was made of flesh. I thought it was obvious what it was so I didn't mention it.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2015, 03:38:17 pm »
You guys made me re-download DF.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2015, 03:42:42 pm »
You guys made me re-download DF.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2015, 03:44:05 pm »
I've played before...it's just nothing ever happens.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2015, 05:06:01 pm »
I remember being slain by a wild chicken or something like that. I don't remember very well. Anyways, I was really bad, hahaha.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2015, 08:47:43 pm »
So, I don't know how to post saves but would anyone be up for a parallel DF game?
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2015, 10:44:11 pm »
Sure why not.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2015, 11:19:30 pm »
Oh wow, I'm gonna start up my old Cata forums DF game, actually.
We have Spyder, the crazed murderer and our best (sorta only) soldier, Forrest, the doctor, Lorknis the brewer, Dusty, the bard who kinda beat a trog's face in with a rock trumpet at some point, aaaand some other people who's exact jobs I forget.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #25 on: March 06, 2015, 08:14:11 am »
Hill titan came. Hill titan died. My stressed macelord Kib now has a title, Kib Arrowunited the Waters of Work. That makes five dwarves with titles.

EDIT: I CAUGHT A MALE CAVE DRAGON WOOO
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #26 on: March 06, 2015, 03:27:26 pm »
Playing DF right now. So far I have a fairly functional fortress but have yet to receive any kobolds or gobos.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #27 on: March 06, 2015, 05:45:44 pm »
Hey guyz. I got dem questions.

1. How much wealth I gotta get til dem koboldz and dem gobos show up?
2. Are lightly trained soldiers enough to actually open the Caverns?
3. How do I capture a giant cave spider...and then what do I do with it?
4. When do FB's and Titans and Dragons start showing up?
5. Can I actually kill my own civilization?
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #28 on: March 06, 2015, 06:23:00 pm »
1. How much wealth I gotta get til dem koboldz and dem gobos show up? Koboldz around 10k Gobbo seiges around 50k.
2. Are lightly trained soldiers enough to actually open the Caverns? Probably though you better make em armor and weapons.
3. How do I capture a giant cave spider...and then what do I do with it? Not sure since I kill em all.
4. When do FB's and Titans and Dragons start showing up? 100k for me. don't take these beasts lightly.
5. Can I actually kill my own civilization? Yes.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #29 on: March 06, 2015, 06:33:38 pm »
So far I have 2 soldiers, their armor consists of one iron chestpiece and one bronze chestpiece. Both have iron swords [one's a longsword, one's a double handed]. They only have leather helms which shouldn't be very good against spiders...considering they bite heads off. Also, I'm past 10,000 and I have no kobolds. I'm one square away from two goblin fortresses and I'm past 50,000 I think but I haven't seen them yet.
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