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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #60 on: March 09, 2015, 12:03:42 am »
Indeed, anyways here's the link to the fort.

http://www.mediafire.com/download/5osba7z7b90ud8v/Sexy_Fort.rar

I'll write a Supa Fancy in-character thingy later.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #61 on: March 09, 2015, 12:24:24 am »
Guess that means it's peri's turn.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #62 on: March 09, 2015, 01:44:59 am »
Waiting on you Peri-kin.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #63 on: March 09, 2015, 01:50:28 am »
Waiting on you Peri-kin.
I'm in bed mate. Tomorrow.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #64 on: March 09, 2015, 12:13:21 pm »
In Bastiongate news, I've built a second live capture FB trap using an artifact shale coffin. It worked perfectly and I now have a captive flying, fire-breathing worm. I'm going to use it against hell, as soon as I get a breeding pair of GCS so I have a disposable one. Any GCS I use to capture it will be fireballed.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #65 on: March 09, 2015, 12:18:17 pm »
ah hell, my version of DF is the wrong one for this save. someone else take my turn. ill get one later.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #66 on: March 09, 2015, 12:31:54 pm »
It's my turn then. What version is it?
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #67 on: March 09, 2015, 01:06:29 pm »
its the newest one i believe. im a few versions behind right now.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #68 on: March 09, 2015, 02:09:55 pm »
Ah. Taking the save now, let's see what's happening. I'll post screens.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #69 on: March 09, 2015, 04:22:50 pm »
What is this! Nothing but a wood wall keeping out invaders? Bedrooms in the soil layer? Workshops out in the open? Dwarves drinking from ponds? This fort looks like it was made by humans!

1. I'm going to carve out a whole new fort in the stone layer.
2. I'm going to build the walls thicker, higher, and maybe expand them a little.
3. I'm going to put all our hunters (8 of them) in a ranged squad.
4. I'm going to dig a well and floor over the ponds inside the walls.

OH GOD THE UNDEAD THERE'S LIKE 50 OF THEM AND TWO NECROMANCERS AND THEY ALL HAVE WEAPONS AND THEY CAN CLIMB THE WALLS GRHRBGBHGBHGRHBGRBHRGBRBHGRGHDED

((I only managed to make it to fall. Everyone is dead except one kid, so I'm going to do an adventure as said kid.))



Everyone is dead. Everyone but me. My name is Zasit Breedrope, and I am the last survivor of Hammerchannels.

When the zombies came, I managed to get past them while they were distracted by some other dwarves and flee the main fort. I lived in the hills above the fort for a week, subsisting on the plentiful fruit and pond water. When the last dwarf's screams echoed from the valley, I decided it was time to flee for good. Hopefully someone will take me in.

I set off immediately with no preparation, figuring I could find food and water as I went. I traveled southeast, hoping I would find a town or a hillock. After traveling all day, I saw a hillock to the east. But night was falling, so I climbed up into a tree to rest. Unfortunately, I am not a historical figure, so the game fucked up and I couldn't continue.

THE END

So what now?
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #70 on: March 09, 2015, 04:31:46 pm »
Well...good work Flame, you found out why people were living inside the mountain instead of building a wall.

[By the way...on my current private game...I caught a troglodyte, and with it was it's family of 8 others. My dwarf ran over to try and collect the cage and I was like 'NOOO!' and then the trogs like...made a path for it, let it collect the cage, and just let him leave.

Are trogs supposed to not be hostile or something?
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #71 on: March 09, 2015, 04:37:20 pm »
Now I could have locked the inner doors against the invasion, but after I saw how many zombies there were I just thought 'fuck it' and let the fort die.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #72 on: March 09, 2015, 04:47:33 pm »
Quote from: Flame
Breedrope
Is there last name basically...

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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #73 on: March 09, 2015, 04:59:00 pm »
Hey! It's just a young child!

Jk...yes I believe it is.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #74 on: March 09, 2015, 05:42:54 pm »
My tiny dwarven militia refuses to spar and was moving far too slowly in skills with 'demonstrations.'

So, since the trogs downstairs seem to be passive to my peasants and since I'm still capturing this one family of eight trogs gradually...I'm using them to train my military.
I never knew trogs were so pathetic, my troops are wearing some bismuth and copper and whatnot but don't have good skills at all so I expected the trog to at least land a hit. It attacked twice, missed both times. One of my dwarves struck twice, took it's arm off with the first blow and then decapitated it with the next.

I'm gonna need more trogs.
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