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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« on: March 03, 2015, 01:45:45 pm »
In a sad turn of events, the old Captain of the Guard died today but not before slaying a forgotten beast made of steel scales and acid spit. He punched that bitch so hard so flew back 7 tiles and into a lava pit. They had a long pitched battle with both sides having lost limbs. Captain will finally rest now, his journey over.
There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man — with human flesh.

 

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