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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #390 on: August 28, 2016, 05:39:55 am »
Huehuehue. The bleeding will stop if you bugger off to rest and basically let the victim recover. Which actually seems more cruel, though if you finagle your way into playing with missing guts, you'll find you can still eat. o3o

Still, spilling and severing is one of my running gags when mauling woefully outclassed enemies. See how many guts one can severe with a spear, for example.

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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #391 on: August 28, 2016, 05:41:54 am »
Huehuehue. The bleeding will stop if you bugger off to rest and basically let the victim recover. Which actually seems more cruel, though if you finagle your way into playing with missing guts, you'll find you can still eat. o3o

Still, spilling and severing is one of my running gags when mauling woefully outclassed enemies. See how many guts one can severe with a spear, for example.

I know I know, I meant won't stop bleeding in a combat situation.

And yeah, it's my favorite thing to do when enemies do something to make me mad. Along with gouging eyes.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #392 on: August 28, 2016, 05:47:29 am »
Maybe. Though slowly lopping extremities off, one by one, is comparably cathartic.

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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #393 on: August 29, 2016, 09:43:24 pm »
No no no. You can't preserve them, though I do like your dedication to the job. The goal is to see how much of them you can hack off before they bleed out. Stopping the bleeding is cheating. You start with the ears, the nose, the teeth, the lips, and the eyes. Then you move on to fingers and toes, then limbs. The lips and eyes are tricky because I've had shots to those areas accidentally destroy the brain. Best to use bites for those parts.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #394 on: August 30, 2016, 03:42:54 am »
But stopping the bleeding means you can prolong the fun. D:

Also, my other ally is now reduced to having only one good hand, and having to use it for a crutch. There are NO other settlements aside from the starting two towns, and the scattered hamlets we're headed towards. Gonna be a long trek. Thamkfully, the few times my pal has been forced to rejoin the fight, he's proven decent at using that crutch I gave him as a weapon. Damn good thing I carved it from rather dense treant wood.

Rather poetic too, that the creature responsible for one companion's death ends up helping the other survive.

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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #395 on: September 01, 2016, 07:55:26 am »
I had a world once where one vampire had killed a fourth of all the people who had ever lived. Lost the save, but it is still awsome.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #396 on: September 01, 2016, 09:14:02 pm »
That...yesss. I wish you retained the save. D:

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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #397 on: September 06, 2016, 04:40:48 pm »
Yes. At last, the call to war sounds.



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« Reply #398 on: September 06, 2016, 04:42:18 pm »
Kill the fuckers. Show them the greatest nightmare.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #399 on: September 06, 2016, 04:44:37 pm »
I already slew their lord for talking shite, so this time I'm barring the mead hall by fire, and ensuring not one leaves the building alive. Every. Last. Human, in that building.

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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #400 on: September 06, 2016, 05:02:52 pm »
Dwarf fortress. The only game where we can talk about genocide in an amusing manner.
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« Reply #401 on: September 06, 2016, 05:28:05 pm »
Dwarf fortress. The only game where we can talk about genocide in an amusing manner.
Wait, we couldn't do that before? Well aren't my cheeks red.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #402 on: September 06, 2016, 05:33:12 pm »
Does it count as genocide if my reptile man is hell-bent on wiping out humans in general? What's the term instead, speciecide? :V

Either way, having the entrance barred by setting fires, and making my one ally wait outside to guard the entrance.

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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #403 on: September 07, 2016, 11:05:31 pm »
I am browsing through legends, and, guys, I just found elf sun tzu. Kifino Tuftbalances. She has been in charge if her civs military for 200 years, and has not lost a battle she was in command of. She has fought 259 battles, all against a human civ, for 200 years straight. She is winning the war. By a lot. She is literally a great military tactician who would put Hannibal to shame, and is responsible for 4 major deaths by her own hands, a few minors that legends viewer won't tell me and I will have to find in in game legends, and 7000 military deaths from the enemy caused by her tactical genius against them.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #404 on: September 07, 2016, 11:35:04 pm »
Does it count as genocide if my reptile man is hell-bent on wiping out humans in general? What's the term instead, speciecide? :V

Either way, having the entrance barred by setting fires, and making my one ally wait outside to guard the entrance.
Genocide, yes. Genocide is the wholesale slaughter of a specific group of people, especially those of a particular ethnicity or nation.
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