Author Topic: Things that make you go "No shit" In video games.  (Read 579 times)

0 Members and 0 Guests are viewing this topic.

Wheel-Son

  • POST LORD
  • **********
  • Posts: 2,312
  • Dapperness +15/-53
  • Location: i dunno man above ground
    • View Profile
Things that make you go "No shit" In video games.
« on: March 07, 2015, 03:43:11 am »
What it says on the tin, Just stuff in games that makes you go, "Well, no fucking shit"

Like in Farcry 4,

Quote from: Objectives
Your missing things are missing, find them.
I am no longer legitimately considering leaving this forum

Share on Facebook Share on Twitter


Rhodri

  • Guest
Re: Things that make you go "No shit" In video games.
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2015, 08:49:22 am »
Like in Farcry 4,

Quote from: Objectives
Your missing things are missing, find them.
Keep in mind that was the objective given during a drug trip, after you have gone  through other drug trips with the same objective.


Game tutorials or hints given during games that are like "Use the left stick to move!" or something extremely fucking obvious like that.

Perigrin

  • Some sort of shitty dog
  • Admin
  • GONE POSTAL
  • *****
  • Posts: 3,041
  • Dapperness +9010/-8
  • Prim And Bloody Well Proper
  • Location: Hell
    • View Profile
Re: Things that make you go "No shit" In video games.
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2015, 11:38:32 am »
HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN
HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN
HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN
HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN
HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN
HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN
HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN
HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN
HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN
HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN
Thanks Peri for making me question muh sexualities once again.
Utterly Mad, where various people self identify as kitchenware.

Jakers

  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 132
  • Dapperness +1/-0
  • Lord of Harmonicas
  • Location: Up your butt and round the corner, that's the way to California!
    • View Profile
Re: Things that make you go "No shit" In video games.
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2015, 11:40:25 am »
'Press SPACE to jump'

NO, I THOUGHT I HAD TO TURN MY KEYBOARD UPSIDE DOWN AND DANCE THE FUCKING CABBAGE PATCH
Your local unrefined gentleman, here to drink tea, play harmonica and generally tip his top hat wherever he goes.

Perigrin

  • Some sort of shitty dog
  • Admin
  • GONE POSTAL
  • *****
  • Posts: 3,041
  • Dapperness +9010/-8
  • Prim And Bloody Well Proper
  • Location: Hell
    • View Profile
Re: Things that make you go "No shit" In video games.
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2015, 11:44:29 am »
 use wasd to move.
 click to fire weapon.
Thanks Peri for making me question muh sexualities once again.
Utterly Mad, where various people self identify as kitchenware.

Exodus

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 802
  • Dapperness +3/-0
  • His Lordship and King of Bats.
    • View Profile
Re: Things that make you go "No shit" In video games.
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2015, 12:00:15 pm »
Stupid hints like.
"Remember to move so you don't get shot!"
or
"Remember, snipers do a lot of damage!"
Jesus Exodus, your like an adorable little terrorball.

Jakers

  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 132
  • Dapperness +1/-0
  • Lord of Harmonicas
  • Location: Up your butt and round the corner, that's the way to California!
    • View Profile
Re: Things that make you go "No shit" In video games.
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2015, 12:44:00 pm »
'If your HP goes to 0, you will die!'

REALLY?! I THOUGHT I'D TURN INTO NICOLAS CAGE AND BECOME THE OVERLORD OF MANKIND
Your local unrefined gentleman, here to drink tea, play harmonica and generally tip his top hat wherever he goes.

Stopsignal

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 255
  • Dapperness +2/-0
  • The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
  • Location: My cat's belly. Again.
    • View Profile
Re: Things that make you go "No shit" In video games.
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2015, 01:14:40 pm »
When you have been jumping from half an hour and the game tells you how to do it.
Love and peace, art and cats.

Bubbadoo

  • Arcade Admin
  • General Board Mod
  • Postcount Generalissimo
  • *****
  • Posts: 1,548
  • Dapperness +18/-19
  • Ghey Shurk
  • Location: Dolan Springs, Arizona
    • View Profile
Re: Things that make you go "No shit" In video games.
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2015, 01:21:47 pm »
Just remember that even with these 'No Shit' moments, DSP will never understand them. :P

yonsisac

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 63
  • Dapperness +0/-0
  • THE CRAZY NINJA
  • Location: Here.....
    • View Profile
Re: Things that make you go "No shit" In video games.
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2015, 09:51:42 am »
Wen you have been playing for some time now and Know all the Controls....a Box appears saying how to move..*Sigh*....if i dint know how would i have goten here?
and aswell

ajwilli1

  • Resident Memelord
  • Postcount Generalissimo
  • *
  • Posts: 1,794
  • Dapperness +39/-3
  • Bock Bock Bagok I love GAOULF
  • Location: Space Hell
    • View Profile
When the game says you're hurt.

"Well my vision is fading in and out, blood-jelly is coating the edges of my screen, I think I hear beeping and the heavy breathing of my character, and I hear the sounds of broken bones when I walk. Nahhh I think he's at max health!"

The only game that did this right was Call of Cthulhu, after you open that one door you get injured. You wouldn't know this early on that you actually received a wound you'd need to heal. So when you're confronted by one of the side-characters they say that your head is bleeding, and hint that you can bleed out if your cut or wound is deep enough.

Then it tells you the quick key for healing and you're all good.

Perigrin

  • Some sort of shitty dog
  • Admin
  • GONE POSTAL
  • *****
  • Posts: 3,041
  • Dapperness +9010/-8
  • Prim And Bloody Well Proper
  • Location: Hell
    • View Profile
"Use money to buy things"

some xbox 360 game i cant remember the name of.
Thanks Peri for making me question muh sexualities once again.
Utterly Mad, where various people self identify as kitchenware.

Siege-Loli

  • Admin
  • God Teir
  • *****
  • Posts: 1,290
  • Dapperness +14/-4
  • ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Resident Lolicon
  • Location: Indianapolis, Indiana
    • View Profile
"Use money to buy things"

You're doing it wrong. You gotta stick it up yer ass.
There is probably no more terrible instance of enlightenment than the one in which you discover your father is a man with human flesh.

Jakers

  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 132
  • Dapperness +1/-0
  • Lord of Harmonicas
  • Location: Up your butt and round the corner, that's the way to California!
    • View Profile
"Don't touch the spikes"

REALLY?! I THOUGHT I WOULD TRANSCEND INTO SOME FUCKING HIGHER BEING, GET AN INVINCIBILITY BUFF FOR THE REST OF MY ENTIRE PLAYTHROUGH AND WIN THE GAME IN 10 SECONDS
Your local unrefined gentleman, here to drink tea, play harmonica and generally tip his top hat wherever he goes.

BadSniper

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 61
  • Dapperness +3/-0
  • CataclysmicCharacter on Steam
  • Location: Minnesota
    • View Profile


As if that red junk coating my screen, heavy breathing, fading sound, audible heartbeat, and jerking screen wasn't enough.
unless you are trying accommodate a massive pair of testicles or hiding a secret booze pouch, your pants are far too large.

 

NOCTIFER IS A FAGGOT