Author Topic: Things that make you go "No shit" In video games.  (Read 684 times)

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As if that red junk coating my screen, heavy breathing, fading sound, audible heartbeat, and jerking screen wasn't enough.

When the game says you're hurt.

"Well my vision is fading in and out, blood-jelly is coating the edges of my screen, I think I hear beeping and the heavy breathing of my character, and I hear the sounds of broken bones when I walk. Nahhh I think he's at max health!"

The only game that did this right was Call of Cthulhu, after you open that one door you get injured. You wouldn't know this early on that you actually received a wound you'd need to heal. So when you're confronted by one of the side-characters they say that your head is bleeding, and hint that you can bleed out if your cut or wound is deep enough.

Then it tells you the quick key for healing and you're all good.

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Then it tells you the quick key for healing and you're all good.
Yeah, well, I don't get a quick-heal button. I have to sit there and wait for the dozens of bullets in me to magically disappear in about 2 seconds.

More like 20 in Battlefield 3, unless either a medkit is sitting next to me or bullets are just narrowly missing (suppression mechanics FTW)
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"Your Health is low, use a Health potion"
Oh thank you, I wasn't sure what those did.
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When in RPGs they ask you that a enemy that isn't that hard (for example wolves) is attacking a farm and you need to kill them.

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"Your Health is low, use a Health potion"
Oh thank you, I wasn't sure what those did.
Well to be fair there was this one game I played where health potions restored your max health while healing potions restored your lost health. 
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That just seems needless.

For anyone that played Fable, most of what I remember about The Guildmaster should go in this thread, I wish that fucking Guild Seal wasn't a magical communication device that only worked for him, what kind of stupid shit is that
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That just seems needless.

For anyone that played Fable, most of what I remember about The Guildmaster should go in this thread, I wish that fucking Guild Seal wasn't a magical communication device that only worked for him, what kind of stupid shit is that


YOUR HEALTH IS LOW HERO

game of my childhood. also, in the second game, you hear a rumor that when the guild fell, the guildmaster was found with "your health is low" carved into his head with a knife.
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"Dying resets you at your last checkpoint"
Well, I sincerely hope so.

Sometimes it doesn't.
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"Dying resets you at your last checkpoint"
Well, I sincerely hope so.

Sometimes it doesn't.
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I remember this. It's funny because it's in the late game stage, and it's actually fucking implying that I don't know what a store does.

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The entire Zelda franchise may be the worst for "No Shit" moments.
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