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Re: Things that make you go "No shit" In video games.
« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2015, 04:41:26 pm »
Quote from: BadSniper on March 16, 2015, 04:40:25 pm


As if that red junk coating my screen, heavy breathing, fading sound, audible heartbeat, and jerking screen wasn't enough.

Quote from: ajwilli1 on March 10, 2015, 12:13:37 am
When the game says you're hurt.

"Well my vision is fading in and out, blood-jelly is coating the edges of my screen, I think I hear beeping and the heavy breathing of my character, and I hear the sounds of broken bones when I walk. Nahhh I think he's at max health!"

The only game that did this right was Call of Cthulhu, after you open that one door you get injured. You wouldn't know this early on that you actually received a wound you'd need to heal. So when you're confronted by one of the side-characters they say that your head is bleeding, and hint that you can bleed out if your cut or wound is deep enough.

Then it tells you the quick key for healing and you're all good.
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Re: Things that make you go "No shit" In video games.
« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2015, 04:45:27 pm »
Quote from: ajwilli1 on March 16, 2015, 04:41:26 pm
Then it tells you the quick key for healing and you're all good.
Yeah, well, I don't get a quick-heal button. I have to sit there and wait for the dozens of bullets in me to magically disappear in about 2 seconds.

More like 20 in Battlefield 3, unless either a medkit is sitting next to me or bullets are just narrowly missing (suppression mechanics FTW)
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Re: Things that make you go "No shit" In video games.
« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2015, 07:46:29 pm »
"Do not turn off your computer/console while the game is saving"
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Re: Things that make you go "No shit" In video games.
« Reply #18 on: March 19, 2015, 01:30:35 am »
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Re: Things that make you go "No shit" In video games.
« Reply #19 on: March 19, 2015, 09:17:26 am »
"Your Health is low, use a Health potion"
Oh thank you, I wasn't sure what those did.
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Re: Things that make you go "No shit" In video games.
« Reply #20 on: March 20, 2015, 12:29:42 pm »
When in RPGs they ask you that a enemy that isn't that hard (for example wolves) is attacking a farm and you need to kill them.
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Re: Things that make you go "No shit" In video games.
« Reply #21 on: March 20, 2015, 01:20:40 pm »
Press [Bound Attack Button] to attack!
Press and hold climb to climb!
Jump at a climbable surface and hold climb to climb while jumping!

no shit sherlock
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Re: Things that make you go "No shit" In video games.
« Reply #22 on: March 20, 2015, 02:48:55 pm »
Quote from: SiegeLion on March 19, 2015, 09:17:26 am
"Your Health is low, use a Health potion"
Oh thank you, I wasn't sure what those did.
Well to be fair there was this one game I played where health potions restored your max health while healing potions restored your lost health. 
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Re: Things that make you go "No shit" In video games.
« Reply #23 on: March 20, 2015, 11:24:19 pm »
That just seems needless.

For anyone that played Fable, most of what I remember about The Guildmaster should go in this thread, I wish that fucking Guild Seal wasn't a magical communication device that only worked for him, what kind of stupid shit is that
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Re: Things that make you go "No shit" In video games.
« Reply #24 on: March 21, 2015, 01:10:15 am »
Quote from: SiegeLion on March 20, 2015, 11:24:19 pm
That just seems needless.

For anyone that played Fable, most of what I remember about The Guildmaster should go in this thread, I wish that fucking Guild Seal wasn't a magical communication device that only worked for him, what kind of stupid shit is that


YOUR HEALTH IS LOW HERO

game of my childhood. also, in the second game, you hear a rumor that when the guild fell, the guildmaster was found with "your health is low" carved into his head with a knife.
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Re: Things that make you go "No shit" In video games.
« Reply #25 on: March 21, 2015, 07:18:31 am »
"Dying resets you at your last checkpoint"
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Re: Things that make you go "No shit" In video games.
« Reply #26 on: March 22, 2015, 05:13:17 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Epic Cheese Man on March 21, 2015, 07:18:31 am
"Dying resets you at your last checkpoint"
Well, I sincerely hope so.

Sometimes it doesn't.
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Re: Things that make you go "No shit" In video games.
« Reply #27 on: March 23, 2015, 06:09:56 am »
Quote from: BadSniper on March 22, 2015, 05:13:17 pm
Quote from: Mr. Epic Cheese Man on March 21, 2015, 07:18:31 am
"Dying resets you at your last checkpoint"
Well, I sincerely hope so.

Sometimes it doesn't.
Dem feels, bro.
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Re: Things that make you go "No shit" In video games.
« Reply #28 on: March 23, 2015, 01:21:56 pm »
I remember this. It's funny because it's in the late game stage, and it's actually fucking implying that I don't know what a store does.

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Re: Things that make you go "No shit" In video games.
« Reply #29 on: March 23, 2015, 02:06:41 pm »
The entire Zelda franchise may be the worst for "No Shit" moments.
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