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Re: CDDA: Adventures in Cataclysm
« Reply #960 on: July 07, 2017, 02:42:00 am »
"Thank you dee, I will be waiting by the van looting whatever goodies I find.", Roxanne responded.
"Alright, I am on my way then.", Victor said upon hearing the new. He picked up his arcane sword and got into the car Dee-Jay told him about.

Half a day later Roxanne and Victor came back with the van. Roxanne got of her APC and moved the parts she had brought for Dee-Jay, "By the way, I have a surprise for you dee, a CMB that fits you nicely.", Roxanne told Dee-Jay as the put the parts on Dee-Jays workshop floor. She passes him the Fingertip Laser CBM.

"Here is the tool you made for the van you requested my friend, not a scratch on it or the van", Victor told Dee-Jay as he handed him his hacking tool back, "Roxanne said she would be willing to help on the installation the way Doctor Quinn helped her."
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Re: CDDA: Adventures in Cataclysm
« Reply #961 on: July 07, 2017, 02:52:08 am »
Dee's mask winks at Roxanne and he gives a finger pistol, "Nice work, m'lady. Now, lets see what's in here..." He takes the tool and puts the thin piece of ram into the ID slot and presses a button. The ID reader hisses and pops, Dee opens the doors and clambers inside, throwing out boxes
"Junk. Shit. Trash. Ooooohhh... Wait- nope, Shit." he tosses out a box, "WAIT Ooooohhh... Hey, Gurlfriend! C'mere!" He says, opening up a huge box containing a robot. "Nice work, friend! You got THE goods. But is it good? I don't know, he might be eeeeviiil... Alright, how about you get us some caffeine?"
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Re: CDDA: Adventures in Cataclysm
« Reply #962 on: July 07, 2017, 03:04:40 am »
"Here", Roxanne says as she throws a caffeine pills bottle, "Probably not what you meant but I always carry it with me along with some contacts in case my glasses break... But is you want coffee I can see what we have in the kitchen."

"I'll make us some coffee", Victor volunteer, " I am not really acquainted with electronics myself and as such am probably not needed. I'll be in the main kitchen."
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Re: CDDA: Adventures in Cataclysm
« Reply #963 on: July 07, 2017, 03:16:39 am »
Dee grabs a nearby handjack and hauls the robot out of the truck. His masks go to a pair of question marks when he thinks, "Well, you can go ditch the van now. Drive it into a river or something." he shrugs, "He might come back to get revenge OOOOooooOOOOooo... But yeah, I don't need the van. You ditch the van someplace while I get to work painting my new son." He says , patting the robot.
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Re: CDDA: Adventures in Cataclysm
« Reply #964 on: July 07, 2017, 03:26:12 am »
"I'll go and take care of the van, save me my coffee if victor comes before me!", Roxanne tells Dee. She gets in the van and drives it to the nearby river where it sinks like a rock. The way back is not so long so the whole ordeal take about 15 minutes. "Where where you?", Victor asked.
"I was taking care of a small errand. Where is my coffee?", Roxanne responded. "
"Here, I used what we had available, coffee beans and milk, hope it's to your and Dee-Jay's liking.",  Victor answered while passing around the coffee he made.
"Remind me to scavenge for vanilla some time soon!", Roxanne said while smirking at Victor. Victor simply rolled his eyes.
"Anything else you need on my next scavenge run?", Roxanne asked Dee-Jay.
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Re: CDDA: Adventures in Cataclysm
« Reply #965 on: July 07, 2017, 03:29:29 am »
"A nasa super computer, some tactical nuclear warheads, and uhhh..." Dee's mask turns to question marks, "Some milk."

"Seriously though, I would like some more batteries."
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Re: CDDA: Adventures in Cataclysm
« Reply #966 on: July 07, 2017, 04:43:00 am »
Roxanne nodded at that request and went out do her bidding after she finished her coffee. Victor returned to his room to work on his blade. The following conversations happened with Roxanne:

Catnip: "Hey catnip, I am starting a library as a side project in the main building by the radio station and I wonder If I can take your books them for curation? You will still be able to use them on request of course! I think 26 plutonium cells and a bunch of new cbms would be a fair trade? Also, I am going to augment myself using a few of the cbms on the workshop, thanks again!"

Quinn: "Doctor Quinn, I am starting a small library and I think it would be a good idea to move the books there for easy access like we did with the weapons. Also, I am taking the cbms to the storage for the same reason, thank you for your understanding and co-operation."

Dee-Jay: "Hey there dee, I brought some more parts after disassembling some bionics for parts. I don't need this particular ones so I though you might have some use for them."

Speaker System: "This is Roxanne, I am announcing the opening of the Lunar Library! I have moved our collective books for easy access. Feel free tp take what you need and put new books you find. Once you finish using it then put it back. Thank you for your time!"

To herself after augmentation: "Holy shit I can turn invisible now!"
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Re: CDDA: Adventures in Cataclysm
« Reply #967 on: July 07, 2017, 12:10:53 pm »
Welp, gonna be out again today, so assume Hector is off doing tank knight things. :V

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Re: CDDA: Adventures in Cataclysm
« Reply #968 on: July 07, 2017, 08:52:04 pm »
Haven't checked on this for a while, didn't this start out as a succession game?
It still is, it doubles as an RP as well.
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Re: CDDA: Adventures in Cataclysm
« Reply #969 on: July 07, 2017, 09:17:22 pm »
Haven't checked on this for a while, didn't this start out as a succession game?

Spoiler: we made an RP canon and it got WEIRD.

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Re: CDDA: Adventures in Cataclysm
« Reply #970 on: July 07, 2017, 11:44:06 pm »
A loud roar of a V8 accompanied by a loud grinding and clicking noise occasionally, Dee drives up to the Farm in a beat up Mercedes-Benz SLS. Dee's mask shows a *.* and he blurts out, "Whaddup bitches! Look what I found!" Dee gets out of the broken ass sports car, the door gets stuck for a moment before he forces it open. He tries to close it and it won't stay close. "Yeah, yeah. I know, it could use some work."
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Re: CDDA: Adventures in Cataclysm
« Reply #971 on: July 08, 2017, 12:09:31 am »
   Roxanne leaves for the cities once more. She managed to harvest more loot including parts for her APC like a 120mm cannon she installed. One thing that caught her attention was a wedding dress and veil along with a tuxedo in a clothing store. “Maybe someone some day in the farm might get together…would be good for morale!”, Roxanne thought to herself. She pictured herself in both outfits but soon dismissed the idea seeing they were less practical than her current outfit, which was impractical already.

   On her way back she entered one of the housed nearby to rest for the night when she spotted a book in the trashcan. The book was a technical log on standpipes but it had more to offer; she recognized from her talks with Quinn and Devenish as mutagen. This one described mutation that she currently possessed. This intrigued her so she took it for future analysis.

  Once back on the farm Roxanne and Victor took her acquired loot and organized it; guns to the armory, books to the library, etc. She also gave Dee-Jay some robotic control unit she had harvested from a sweeper AI drone. After all was said and done, Roxanne took some of the new CBMs she brought and augmented herself once more. She ended up with a UPS module that allowed her to power compatible devices, including the laser sniper catnip had given her. She was also now able to turn invisible, this process quickly drained her of her power but now catnip wasn’t; the only one who could sneak. Next, she could now draw power from vehicles using jumper cables, this allowed for her to recharge from her APC or abandon vehicles in a pinch. Then she upgraded her bionic blade to a sword variant that was longer, now she could use the blade for quick dispatching and the sword for long engagements. Finally, she crafted some bionic armor from super alloy and installed it, now the knight wasn’t the only tin man. “Not a word knight…not a single one…”, Roxanne thought to herself preemptively.

  Later on Roxanne was in the library when she saw the book she had brought back containing the particular mutagen recipes. She read through it…she could craft this… She went around the farm acquiring the necessary supplies and borrowing catnip’s infuser and defuser. Using the book in hand she was able to craft a serum of the mutagen in the book…she saw the vial and a syringe in the desk…She had come this far…it was too late to be normal again…she had to finish this… She took the serum and put it in the syringe, took the infuser and defuser and activated them to do their handy work, and with a prayer before hand injected the solution into her. She felt a pain from all the stimuli going on but oddly…it felt good… She was overwhelmed with stimuli and passed out. Roxanne woke up to the difuser and infuser in the bed having disengaged by themselves and the syringe laying next to them. The sleep and recover her from the blood loss of the machine leaving Roxanne with only hunger and thirst.  She went to a mirror to look at what has happened. The process left her feeling stronger once more and she could lift more as well, her bones no longer feeling fragile. The leaves and plant-like skin were gone and in their place was her normal hair and skin but more fair than she had recalled. The last trait she noticed was her ears had become elongated to a point but this did not seem to affect her hearing. The rest of the changes were to her internal chemistry, she felt more hungry and thirsty than she normally was when sleeping and she seemed she could stretch more. Roxanne felt satisfied with her results and put on her gown. She took the infuser and defuser back to catnip and asked her with the intent to ask her to help her work on her APC and awaiting Catnip’s reaction since she had not seen Roxanne for a while, including he previous transformation into a pseudo-tree.
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Re: CDDA: Adventures in Cataclysm
« Reply #972 on: July 08, 2017, 12:21:15 am »
Catnip emerged from the shade of the barns interior, "It needs more than "some." The engine is in terrible shape, the muffler needs replacing, the springy things are obviously no good, and I can smell the fuel lines from here. Kathrine, can you get my toolbox?" Catnip put on a pair of dark sunglasses and a wide straw hat. Even so adorned, the sun was punishing to her nocturnal sensibilities. Still, she could smell potential in mechanical things. Some kind of sporty sports car with strange wing doors. She liked the profile of the thing, if she could ever get the damage out of the body work. Kathrine brought her tools, and after shooing aside the clearly proud man in the strange mask, she opened the hood and took a look. At a glance, she could tell the engine within was nearly scrap and said so. She couldn't see beyond the mask, but the image on it changed to show 'o_0'. "I have parts, I guess. It's a... side to side 8 gas punchers." The mask changed again, '?' "You mean a V8?" He asked, "V because of the configuration of the pistons, and 8 because it has 8 of them. I thought you were a master?" If catnip could blush, she would have. She didn't know how to explain how she had learned what she knew. Instead, she waved the comment aside. "The fuel thingy is broken, so is this belt." She took out a few tools and pried off the head gasket, "Two of it's... pistons? Pistons. Two of those aren't firing and this one..." A few minutes later, she'd detached the alternator and was turning a gear inside the engine by hand, and commenting that it was stripped, "This one is bent, see?" Dee did see, still impressed at the speed with which she worked her tools. "And the alternator," she examined it as best she could through the space between it and the engine, "I think it's an alternator anyway, that needs to be replaced." The mask changed again to ':S' as Dee said "Sounds like a lot of work, your making me a bit nervous here." Catnip ignored him, she was in a rythem now, when the examination was done she would start work immediately. "Looks like this electric thingy here is burnt out too, and these cables are stripped. The battery is cracked too, and these lines are leaking." She closed the hood and with impressive fluidity, slid beneath the car, a feat which would have been difficult for anyone else considering it's low wheel base. Dee barely had time to wonder at how she managed it when she came back out. "I don't know how you got it back here on a cracked wheel pole-" "axle?" "but you did, that's gonna be a major hassle. As I said, the springies are gonna need to be replaced, and it's leaking oil like the bucket Floyd uses for target practice." Dee stepped aside as she pushed past him and kicked at the tires. "Air is fine in the wheels, and it doesn't look like any of these bolt things are missing." She ran her hand over the battered body work, "It looks very nice, but..." There was a long pause, the silence of which was broken when Dee asked the ultimate question, the question that no more than two or three years ago would fill a car owner with dread wondering what it was going to cost them, "Can we fix it?"

Catnip looked at him, and then back at the car. "I think so."
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Re: CDDA: Adventures in Cataclysm
« Reply #973 on: July 08, 2017, 12:46:03 am »
Dee's mask turn to a pair of white dots, then to a pair of question marks in thought. "Lets get this into my workshop. Meet me there, my rat friend." Dee's mask turns to a ~.^ before turning to the default emotion of X.X and get gets back into the car, Driving it into his workshop.
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« Reply #974 on: July 08, 2017, 01:13:45 am »
While Dee got the car in place, Catnip went to work collecting parts she thought she would need from the junk yard. Kathrine brought out one of Catnips flatcarts when asked, Catnip gave her a pat on the head and told her she could go watch cartoons. Kathrine went back into the barn, in wonder that Catnip still hadn't figured out that Kathrine didn't really care much for cartoons. She wasn't going to question Mistress though.

A lot of good parts in the yard. It was good to be taking a break from figuring out the train project for once. She couldn't do just that one thing all the time after all. She examined the engine on a saucy little red sports car with a kitten decal in the back window and decided it wasn't suitable. She slid under a blue two door and examined it carefully. The engine might have suitable parts. Maybe. But this... axle, Dee had called it an axle, would be perfect. It was the right length anyway. The rims were similar too, maybe Dee would want to change the rims out at some point. She would ask. "Are you all right Catnip?" She jumped, smacking her muzzle into the underside of the car. It was Roxanne, but how had Catnip not felt her? Her whiskers twitched, nothing. She couldn't feel a thing. She couldn't smell a thing. Either Catnip was getting sick, or booby lady had been practicing her sneaking around. She crawled out from under the car, and was floored. "Wha... Roxy?" It was her for sure, now that she wasn't under the car she could smell that faint smell of Roxanne, but her features had smoothed a great deal and not a single one of her physical flaws remained. Likewise, someone had done something to her. Portions of her exposed skin now shone with a metallic luster, and occasionally Catnips sharp ears picked up a low click or whir from somewhere inside the woman. "What's wrong Catnip?" Catnip skirted around the edge of the car, her fur standing on end along her spine. Catnip was flooded suddenly with her distrust of certain kinds of robots, and the unexpected changes in Roxanne. "You don't like it do you?" Asked Roxanne, a bit sullen, a bit put off. If this was how Catnip responded, how would Kathrine respond? How about the others. Maybe they would be more positive though, the rest of them were more mature by a long shot. "What did you do?" Asked catnip warily. "Roxanne placed the strange mechanical spiders on the hood of the blue car. "I borrowed these, you can have them back now, I don't need them anymore." Catnip scooped them up and tossed them carelessly onto her cart, then turned and still looking with distrust at Roxanne, pushed it back to the barn. Roxanne knew what distrust looked like, but she fancied she could see a spark of jealousy and discomfort as well.
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