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Re: Contractors: Operation Lazarus
« on: November 25, 2016, 09:31:57 pm »
Name: Real name unknown, Nickname is Chud
Gender: Unknown, presumably male
Class: Grenadier
Specialization: Explosives, LMGs, Launchers
Weapons: Panzerfaust 3, Negev (You know what it is), 5 Impact grenades, 5 C4 Charges
Equipment: A Titanium-Kevlar reinforced bomb suit with a single, locked pocket.
Background: Not much is known about him. If you needed stuff done with heavy causalities, He is your man. Or woman. In fact, No one seen him/her out of that suit. Also no one has seen what is in the pocket that has a really heavy lock on it. Mysteries surround this thing. And if your on the business end of it, you will die.
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