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Re: Faster Than Light (IC, It's about time)
« Reply #105 on: October 01, 2016, 10:37:29 pm »
"Eugh, gross..." He said, flicking some blood toward the other combatants. (Yusssss..)
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Re: Faster Than Light (IC, It's about time)
« Reply #106 on: October 02, 2016, 03:05:51 am »
Pitiful. Absolutely disgraceful. These men-no, these boys, really thought they'd stand a chance? Hopefully they'd begin to see the errors of their ways. That is, if they lived long enough to see them.

As the final thug erroneously gives the bulkhead a good thrashing with his unprotected knuckles, Locke steps forward, lifting his heavy right leg up high into the air, and brings it down hard, the bottom of his boot aimed directly at the goon's left kneecap. The kneecap's a comparatively sensitive, fragile joint when pitted against a speeding downwards stomp, and if it hits squarely enough, it should snap the thug's leg like a twig.
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Re: Faster Than Light (IC, It's about time)
« Reply #107 on: October 03, 2016, 03:17:33 pm »
Roland nodded as he continued walking and said "Thank you for being honest with me. Now I'm going to go to the bridge and inform the captain of my possible departure."

With that he began heading for the bridge.

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Re: Faster Than Light (IC, It's about time)
« Reply #108 on: October 05, 2016, 10:11:26 pm »
Locke

As you stomp on the side of the man's knee, it does indeed snap with a sickly sound somewhat reminiscent of a nut's shell being stepped on. He screams as a sliver of bone appears from the side of his leg, almost as if by magic.



Camille

You pull the man towards you, interrupting his next blow, and your revolver connects with his face in a satisfying crunch. He wobbles backwards, before stumbling and landing against the wall in a slump. Your tactical assessment of the other rating turns out to be correct - he rushes past you, but is met by the shocksticks of a group of security officers as they come around the corner.

The smoke has mostly cleared, sucked away by the ship's ventilation systems and dispersed somewhere in the bowls of it's life support system. At the other end of the hallway, several more officers step out of the lift, taking a moment to survey the scene in front of them before moving forward to check on their beaten and motionless companion.



The Bridge

Roland steps out of the lift and on to the bridge just in time to hear a page come across the comms from one of the lower decks.

"Captain, this is security control. We... well, rather, your officers and the Chief got everything under control. We've got one dead sec officer down here, and a couple of the ratings bought it in the fight. Two more aren't gonna last long, and we're gonna need the Surgeon if we're gonna bother to patch the rest up." The comm crackles as he speaks, and you can hear screaming in the background. "SHUT HIM UP! Sorry sir. Usually the previous Captain would leave justice to the Chief, but anyone down here who can still talk blame a couple of the men you brought with you for the fight. Haven't talked to them yet, but seems just as likely the only thing they did wrong was walk into the wrong bar. I can't find anyone NOT involved to confirm either side's story. Thought you might want to know."
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Re: Faster Than Light (IC, It's about time)
« Reply #109 on: October 05, 2016, 10:22:21 pm »
"For the love of Cthulhu... I'm tempted to just hang them all. Just let the Chief handle the punishments but remind her that I will not tolerate insubordination from my normal crew or my personal officers." Mark said as he slid back in his chair, a dull throb now accompanying his guilt.

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Re: Faster Than Light (IC, It's about time)
« Reply #110 on: October 05, 2016, 10:58:39 pm »
Walking slowly Roland said "Well, sounds like more funerals. Back where I'm from those boys would be running for the nearest UTA controlled city for fear the family members would come after them. Granted these boys you brought with you don't look like the running type."

Roland moved so as that he and the captain could easily converse and continued "But I don't think that will be any concern of mine, for very long anyway. I figure me and you need to talk about something Captain."

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Re: Faster Than Light (IC, It's about time)
« Reply #111 on: October 05, 2016, 11:25:37 pm »
"Mmm... yes I suppose we should. First off, I would like to apologize for my behavior, the unexpected death of my father burns me deeply and a Priest was the last person I wanted to hear from. Though after some consideration I suppose a small, out of the way monastery isn't... so... bad."
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Re: Faster Than Light (IC, It's about time)
« Reply #112 on: October 05, 2016, 11:38:52 pm »
Locke leans forward from his stomp straight into a forward drive with his right fist, catching the man hard in his cheekbone and sending him flat on his back with a resounding crack. (I'm gonna assume such an action would be trivial, what with how fucked up that guy was.)

"AHA###HA#!" His laughing burst forth with that rather unpleasant, microphone-feedback esque undertone, as he turns from the freshly fallen man to the others, spitting on the leader scornfully. "And stAy d#wn, sWIne." He mutters, gesturing to his young sidekick. "C#ff thEm, if you w#uld."
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Re: Faster Than Light (IC, It's about time)
« Reply #113 on: October 05, 2016, 11:43:53 pm »
Roland seemed a bit surprised as he responded "Whatever is open and you approve of, though I came here to inform you I was planning on leaving the ship when we next reached a planet. My presence seemed to disturb you so I thought I should move on. As I see it this is your ship, so if I my leaving would ease your mind in any way then I should do so."

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Re: Faster Than Light (IC, It's about time)
« Reply #114 on: October 05, 2016, 11:50:00 pm »
"Leave or go, the ship will function. Though if you chose to leave you will take the entirety of your flock since zealots without a leader would cause too much strife and I'd probably have to gas all of them. Of course you are free to stay as well though you should thank Snow for my... change of heart on this."
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Re: Faster Than Light (IC, It's about time)
« Reply #115 on: October 05, 2016, 11:54:07 pm »
"Zealots...last I heard that word used my father was berating one of his church goers. But in the case of my leaving there is a way for the crew that does believe to stay, or at least those who are still indentured crew. Several people could take my place as reverend. Of course that is if you'd allow that."

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Re: Faster Than Light (IC, It's about time)
« Reply #116 on: October 06, 2016, 12:01:49 am »
"Hm... I'm already on a kindness streak. Hm hmm, I'd rather they keep their faith private and not try to evangelize the remaining crew. But I suppose if they keep to themselves they can still keep the small broom closet church."
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Re: Faster Than Light (IC, It's about time)
« Reply #117 on: October 06, 2016, 12:29:02 am »
"While I think they will be satisfied with a small church I will make no promises that they won't spread their beliefs. Though I will make it clear that they are not to explicitly attempt to speak of it to others, and only to further explain when someone comes to them or the church. I think that covers everything, though I may be mistaken in that."

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Re: Faster Than Light (IC, It's about time)
« Reply #118 on: October 06, 2016, 12:32:52 am »
"Mmm mmm, yes yes I do believe. Oh a quick aside though: If you do end up deciding to leave, do you have a preference on the kind of planet you end up on? May I perhaps suggest Barnard's Star or something fun like a pleasure world?" Mark said as he quietly began to spin in his chair.
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Re: Faster Than Light (IC, It's about time)
« Reply #119 on: October 06, 2016, 11:58:17 am »
Roland thought about that for a second before saying "No need to go out of the way, I'm sure wherever I end up I'll be able to continue to do the Lords work. Now I think I ought to go back to my room and start planning how to inform the others of your decision." With that Roland left the captain to continue with his work.

 

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