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Ahh, a good day to be alive. Sir Donald gets up, and prepares his gear for another day of looting the town he wad holed up in.
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Crazy ? Dude:
You sprint towards the hissing, it's a mothman. What do you do?

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Sir Roland Mcdoland:
You get up and grab your gear, out the window you see a few houses and a Motel.
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TOO THE MOTEL. DUES VULT.
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Crazy ? Dude:
You sprint towards the hissing, it's a mothman. What do you do?

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CUT IT INTO CHUNKS SMALL ENOUGH TO FIT INSIDE A SINGLE HAIR!

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Unknown:
You attempt to cut up the Moth man
(D6=1)
You missed, how the hell did you miss.
The mothman attempts to tackle you!
(D6=5)
It tackles you successfully, what do you do?

Ronald McDonald:
You head over to the motel, what do you loot first? The cars, you may find a working one! The first floor, clothing, snacks and VCR's! Second floor, second verse same as the first.
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Loot the first floor. Cars are for heathens.
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CHOKE IT UNTIL THE NOISES STOP!

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Strangler minus the hood:
You attempt to choke out the mothman,
(D6=2)
You bites you in your left hand, you're bleeding.

Donald:
You scavenge the first floor, you find:
A large pile of rotted clothes (about 10 dirty rags)
A bag of "Wavs" Potato chips
Two "heavenly delight" Chocolate bars
An olive green hoodie.
A pair of grayish cargo pants.
A can of "S'aucay" Brand potatoes.
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Apply fists to mothman's mouth, while kneeing its crotch-zone.*

*I'm wondering if this will even work. Are mothmens' reproductive organs similar to humans'?

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Grab the food, tear up the clothes for rags, take that too. Progress to floor two.
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Apply fists to mothman's mouth, while kneeing its crotch-zone.*

*I'm wondering if this will even work. Are mothmens' reproductive organs similar to humans'?
(ask Chaz)
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Gonna head over towards the apartment buildings as these houses are homes to slavers apparently.
Jesus Exodus, your like an adorable little terrorball.

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Andrew:
You go to walk out, you head over to the apartment building, there's garages, and the building itself. What do you do?
Donald:
You head up to the second floor, you find:
Two woolen blankets
Half a dozen gross, dirty, blankets.
A few books
???:
You shove your fist in it's mouth and you kick it in the dick, it has no effect, it's a female! You monster.
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You shove your fist in it's mouth and you kick it in the dick, it has no effect, it's a female! You monster.
Rule 34

I didn't literally mean put my fist in its mouth, I meant to punch it... But this gives me a gorey idea!

Reach down its throat and rip something out, while simultaneously attempting to hack its arm off with the hatchet.

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Andrew would go into the garage first and attempt to salvage any mechanical tools or heaven forbid a working vehicle of some sort. He would lock the doors to the main building while he searched.
Jesus Exodus, your like an adorable little terrorball.

 

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