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Survival Tips for The Highway
« on: January 05, 2016, 08:02:38 pm »
Tip #1:
Under any circumstances, do not say anything sexist/misogonistic within earshot of a female.

Tip #2
Most females in the wastes are highly competent, they can still like traditionally feminine things however. If you question the former, you will experience the latter.

Tip #3
If you get some sketchy meat from a trader that refuses to tell you what it is, don't eat it. Unless you; A. Want to become a cannibal or B. Become a wendigo.

Tip #4
Walking away from an explosion may be "Cool" but we won't feel sorry for you if you get impaled by a shard of shrapnel you didn't see.


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Re: Survival Tips for The Highway
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2016, 10:38:03 pm »
"Walk softly and carry a big gun"
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Re: Survival Tips for The Highway
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2016, 03:14:49 pm »
Tip #5:
Don't talk shit about anyone within earshot of anyone.

Tip #6:
Just don't talk about anyone behind their back

Tip #7:
Don't ask Wendy if he has any burgers.
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Re: Survival Tips for The Highway
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2016, 01:17:21 am »
Tip #8

Your GM is a shitlord, stoke his ego and he will give sweet swag

Tip #9

Have sex with the mutants, they give you "powers"

 

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