Utterly Mad

The backstory is so obscure nobody even knows what year it is.

Quote from: Rhodri on May 04, 2015, 03:16:26 am

The backstory is so obscure nobody even knows what year it is.

Actually the year is In there. 2013 is when the ship hit the fan.

Oh, I didn't see the years. Found them now.

W.I.P.

Name: The Speshulest Snuflook Drake Ashford
Age: 20
Gender: Male
Race: Cheese Mutant Human.

Weapon: [Fire Axe] [Crowbar w/strap*] [Two random stones] [Spiked brass knuckles (worn at all times)]
Uniform: [Standard Issue Deliverance Company Armor] [Leather longcoat] [Gas mask] [Balaclaba] [Kevlar gloves] [Kevlar boots] [Black cargo pants] [3 black shirts] [Tactical helmet] [Hiking backpack] [Duffel bag**] [Rifle scope w/strap, used like binoculars] [Makeshift shoulder sling] [clown mask]
General Inventory:
-Medical kit carried inside his backpack. Contains: Clean rags for bandages, antibiotics, strong/mild painkillers, and a plastic bottle of whiskey (for disinfecting wounds)
-****loads of string which he carries around for no reason.
-Dirty rags which he'll clean in the case that he needs more bandages.
-A lighter
-A glass shard with a rag wrapped around, making a shiv. Used for cutting items, rather than people.
-A plastic bottle of bark tea.
-A bunch of tarp.
-A few handfuls of twigs.
Perks: [Athletic]
Traits: [Myopic] [Hoarder (Why the hell else would he carry all that random ****, and have an abnormally large amount of pockets/containers?]
Skills: [Botany***] [Melee: 5] [Medical: 3]
Backstory: He lived in the ass-end of nowhere in Washington until he was 12, where his parents and him ****ed off to the east coast. His parents died at some point during that travel, but he doesn't particularly give a ****.
One day on his travels as a Deliverance Company member, he came across a church containing a crazy priest. The priest, somehow convinced him that Drake was a reincarnated priest of the Giant Cheese Monster cult, and it was his job to do the Giant Cheese Monster's bidding, and convert others to Cheesafarianism. (Don't worry, this is just for the sake of being silly and to continue the legacy of Giant Cheese Monster worshippers. I'll keep it from making him a SPESHUL SNOFLAK.)

*Carried over his right shoulder.
**Carried over his left shoulder
***So useful /sarcasm.

8. Have fun or my self-insert Mary Sue god character will turn you into a being made out of Cheese Wheels

As a Giant Cheese Monster believer, I would like this to happen.

So, I created a character who is amazing in melee but is absolutely ****ing useless in ranged combat, in a RP where nearly everyone else will have some form of ranged weapon and varying skill with it. His armor and medical supplies are probably going to be damaged beyond repair and entirely gone, respectively, by the end of the RP.

Also, I'm assuming Deliverance Company armor is basically just repurposed SWAT armor.

CAN I USE PRODIGY

Name: Zaweri Runewright
Age: 34
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Weapon: XM8 LMG, Machete.
Uniform: Modified Standard issue armor (Think NCR Ranger style), Backpack, Cowboy hat, Shades.
General Inventory: 2 Food Rations, a canteen full of water, and a small bottle of whiskey.

Perks:
[Suppression Fire] Zaweri can use a Light Machinegun for enhanced suppression fire against opponents.
[Expert Marksman]: Zaweri is a extremely good marksman. +20% Accuracy with Sniper Rifles.
Traits:
Poor Hearing
Knee Injury
Skills: [Guns 2], [Melee 1]
Backstory: Zaweri spent his whole youth at a Mercenary Training Program. He learned how to use guns at a age of 7. He first shot a sniper rifle at the age of 24, but forgot to wear earplugs, which permanently damaged his hearing. He was shot in the knee at a age of 32, which left a permament injury on his knee.

Quote from: Lorknis on May 04, 2015, 10:43:46 am

Can I be a goo-person? I felt like I should probably ask before making my sheet.

Yeah. That's totally alright.

Lorkins the Speshul Gooflaek

I'm writing my sheet now. Its going to be apesh it insane. (Ok, we have ZGOT to get someone on paying this before we start.)

Could I be a robot?

Sure. But you gotta have Asimov's Rules (but you really don't, just don't let the crew see you doing unauthorized killings).