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Do you wish the short stories at the beginning were longer? Are they any good?

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Dude just write more about Pre-Nuke Highway in the thread for Highway short stories.
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Looks good Hibou, BoJack Highwayman: Sacrasm Fraud will be starting today after I'm done procrastinating.

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Procrastination best nation.
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Re: The Highway: Title of many quirks
« Reply #32 on: May 07, 2015, 12:03:58 pm »
Saturday, June 6th, 2058
New York City, NY, USA


"You know you didn't have to shoot my dealer, he would've just left me alone as soon as you pulled the guns on him.", the kid said moving closer to the crackling barrel fire. Rain beats down on the camp, large droplets of rain creating massive puddles in the crevices of the aged highway's tar. Icy wind has been nipping at your exposed bits all afternoon, along with being soaked in both rain and flood water you're starting to have enough of this job and you're just ready to head home.

Drake Ashford

You have just finished praying at your moldy cheese shrine in the RV's shoecloset, you think the fumes of blue(and black, purple, weird turquoise colored) cheese and 'dank' is starting to get to your head. You feel as if your Cheddar Lord and Selva has cleansed your Blue Cheese heart with his Fondue of Love. Before you leave you feel your Lord and Selva whisper something in your ear, "http://www.cheese.com/" With this message you feel like the Saint-Paulin of cheese.

Amy Greatree, Irving Vance, and Zaweri Runewright

Instead of freezing your feathers, nads, or 'MUSCLES' off; you instead went inside and put on a movie to pass the time as you dried or cleaned yourselves off. Zaweri disassembled is XM8 on the table trying to figure out what is causing his gun to stovepipe on him every two seconds. Meanwhile Irving sat watching the movie while doing tricks with his Mataba, and lifting a 85 pound weight in his left hand. Amy was silently in the corner patching up a fine pair of jeans they found while on the mission.

Zidia Valor, Gooious Maxis, and [@#!@#ERROR 404 JACK NOT FOUND99192@@!%^]

You're all out in the rain trying to stay warm and waiting for your VIP to finish his smoke before hitting the round. Zidia silently watches the stranger, leaning against the cold RV's exterior. Gooious Maxis is sitting out in the rain, absorbing the droplets that land on his 'skin layer'. M3InWhel #@j^^AC)(K 5FadeS 1N-@n%d-0ut 0f 3xist3nce.

Sebastian "Seb" Trask and The Prodigy

"Seb" and Prodigy sit on the RV roof, keeping watch on the horizon. "Seb" keeps sniffing the air as if he has a scent trail, but ignores it, then starts to sniff again; its unknown whether he actually smells an unknown or if he just likes the smell of pot (you can choose what you find Hobocop). The Prodigy is right behind him watching the road ahead that seems to stretch out to infinity, while keeping a close ear open for any sounds in the surrounding area.


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Amy pushes the needle through the fabric, then puts the jeans down and looks over at the TV.    "Oh boy.   That again.    Fun.   We really need to get more movies."   She mumbles, starting to go back to fixing the jeans, then sighing and leaning out the door.   "Hey, hurry up will you?   It's getting boring already."

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Irving groans a tad. "Gah, this movie is craaaap..." he grumbles, "It's not even a good crappy movie!" he says, he puts the Mataba back in the holster. He continues watching even though it' complete sht.
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Zaweri grumbles next to his XM8. He pulls the barrel off and cleans it. He puts it back on.
"I'ma go test fire her..."
Zaweri reassembles the XM8 LMG and goes outside. He walks off a bit, and rapidly fires it.
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TV PARTY

The movie continues on, you wonder what its even called, its been stuck in the DVD player since day one... or has it? I mean no one really has gotten up or had enough time to swap the CDs out. Whatever. Its some weird Erotic Space Opera with blue aliens and some dude named Farmer Johnson.

Zaweri heads outside with his newly cleaned barrel and heads over to the edge of camp and just hold down on the trigger, the XM8 gently bobbing with recoil. *CHINK* A casing got caught on the guns slide as it ejected out, the bullet lodged pretty badly between where it feeds and ejects empty cartidges. Damn experimental weapons, when they work they're fantastic, but the rest of the time you might be better off with some antique from the early 1900s.

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Irving gets up and heads to the DVD player hand tries to open the CD port. He presses the Eject button.
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Prodigy pulls a bionic he was working on out of his backpack and starts tinkering with it.
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Zaweri grabs his XM8 LMG and goes back to the table. He dismantles it, and examines the extractor. He notices the extractor spring is coiled up.
"She ain't gon' work without a new extractor spring... When I find another rifle I'll see if I can adapt the extractor spring to be used in this."
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Zidia looks at the boy, shakes her head, and starts fiddling with a bit of wiring in her hand.
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Rain.  The bane of scent tracking everywhere.  Seb couldn't pick much of anything out of this downpour besides the bouquet drifting from the RV's interior...and the faint sterile odor mixed with the usual human stench from the young boy sitting nearby.  Not quite natural, and it made him stand out in a crowd to the large lupine mutant. 

An ear twitches as it picks up the boy's tinkering.  Seb tilts his head to the side, keeping one eye on his surroundings as he looks at...Prodigy, was it?

"What've you got there," he asks, his voice carrying a deep timbre, a slight growl, and a hint of a British accent. 

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsqZ33ZMnC8

I forgot your character, I'll get it posted in a minute, and I'll give the post some extra loving alright.

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Hey man, it's cool. I'm not in any huge hurry to get this started 'cause I have a homework flood of biblical proportion sitting on my desk right now that needs doing.

 

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