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Do you wish the short stories at the beginning were longer? Are they any good?

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Dude just write more about Pre-Nuke Highway in the thread for Highway short stories.
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Author Topic: The Highway [Only took 18 years]  (Read 10971 times)

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"IM COMING IRVING"
Zidia hops into the shotgun seat of the RV.
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Guys,im really sorry for stopping you,but i want to join in.Yep.Join.I know im too late.It was because i didnt know you were playing The Highway.
Aj,i was from the C:DDA forum - I was playing with Ivan.Can i start playing again here?I hope i can :D .I didnt know you were continuing here from C:DDA.
Here's my sheet :
Name: Ivan
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Race: Human

Weapon:AK-47 colored in blue,a katana,brass knuckle.
Uniform: [Standard Issue Deliverance Company Armor]
General Inventory:  A water bottle.

Perks: Strong as fu** Dumb as sh**
Traits: When angry goes into Rage Mode
Skills: [Melee : 5] [Guns : 4]
Backstory: He was born in a farm,and everyday he went to fitness.When the apocalypse stroke,he was physically ready.
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((Welcome to the forum, Max!))

Des stretches his arms and gets comfortable on the couch. "Glad I woke up in time to see us get going."

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Prodigy gathers up his stuff in his arms, climbs off the roof, goes into the RV, sets his stuff down on a table, and keeps working.
he is a duck, i am a batman villain.
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[[I will be updating all night tonight. I was waiting on people to post and get some RP out before we really began. To add onto that I've decided to go to the "Love Letter to the Post-apocalyptic genre" route like the original was. So I wrote some stupid/convoluted back story with just enough self-awareness too be taken seriously.]]

[[Also Max you're in, I'll get your intro up in a bit.]]

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Re: The Highway: East Coast Weather
« Reply #65 on: May 11, 2015, 02:01:11 am »
[[Huh Page 5, how long till' this RP dies.]]

The Road Ahead

With your crew on board the RV you pull out of the campsite, taking care that you don't knock over the barrel that was still ablaze with old moldy newspapers and rotten drift wood that stunk of decay. As your driver (whoever at this point, I kinda want to get the show on the road and the dedicated Dunc- I mean "driver" still hasn't posted) gently turns the wheel, the CB Radio staticly screams to life, causing your driver to jump and take the wheel with him; the metal 'homelike' vessel violently spills its contents onto the floor, boiling tea kettles, papers, water, and passengers all unwillfully fall into the center, similar to how a [Insert Lovecraft Racism here] child ducks and covers during an atom bomb.

A loud metal thunk is heard outside, along with the blazing roar of a fire spilling out from its metal prison. In other words: You hit the barrel. With everything settling to a sudden halt as the RV crashes into a concrete divider, the CB is clearly heard, through the static-veil you hear a familiar voice. Ivan. His thick southern-accent standing boldly in the "static-blizzard", he tells you that its all clear. And that there hasn't been a single soul seen for miles.

Your driver straightens out the RV and takes off to pick up Ivan. While the group hopefully cleans up the mess.

Ivan

You've been camping in this musty fruit stand for two days, "Keep watch." They said, "It'll be relaxing!" They said. Well you say bull****, and next time Wolfboy gets road watch duty. All you've had for company is the sound of rain hitting tin, and a pile of moldy-mush that probably was once a pear; you've taken to calling this pile of putrid sweetness, Timothy, and Timothy doesn't betray or lie to you, he's also a great listener.

You take a quick look at your watch and see its time to report your status again, you flick on your jury-rigged radio, tune it to Frequency: [221.7] and tell them that the way is still clear. From what you briefly heard on the other end, it sounded like a "indoor-tornado" just ran through the RV, with all the clattering and clashing of pots and people. You shrug it off and just wait for a response.

Hopefully they're still alive, they're the only people you know that actually have a decent working shower.

Seb

As a lukewarm teakettle took a harsh liking to the back of your head, you remember that you left your friend Ivan down the road. And the scent you were smelling was probably him... hopefully.
« Last Edit: May 11, 2015, 02:07:37 am by ajwilli1 »

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Re: The Highway: East Coast Weather
« Reply #66 on: May 11, 2015, 02:05:18 am »
Zidia is grateful for the seatbelts.
she turns back, and yells"Y'all all right back there?"
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Re: The Highway: East Coast Weather
« Reply #67 on: May 11, 2015, 02:08:10 am »
"Yeah, everything is all right!"
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Re: The Highway: East Coast Weather
« Reply #68 on: May 11, 2015, 02:11:47 am »
[[I'll fix grammatical errors and the like tomorrow. I had to go from my crisp large TV screen, to my sisters blurry and shifty TV that has some serious (subtle flickering?) fuzziness. So in order to not strain my eyes the next updates will be on my phone.]]

[[PS: I get my TV back tomorrow as well as my room (relatives stayed for this weekend). Feel free to point out where I fuck up so I can fix it.]]

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Re: The Highway: East Coast Weather
« Reply #69 on: May 11, 2015, 10:45:23 am »
Irving drives up and puts the RV on brake. He turns around and says, "Okay, who wants to head out and get Ivan."
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Re: The Highway: East Coast Weather
« Reply #70 on: May 11, 2015, 10:59:43 am »
Zidian slams her hand to her face and yells "NOSE GOES"
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Re: The Highway: East Coast Weather
« Reply #71 on: May 11, 2015, 11:04:44 am »
"Uuurgh, do we have to pick him up?  Watching this for the fifteenth time is getting boring, dragging it out more will just make it wooorse."  Amy groans, sighing.

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Re: The Highway: East Coast Weather
« Reply #72 on: May 11, 2015, 12:05:17 pm »
"You could try to open the DVD player, no one opened it because the power of PROCRASTINATION got the better of them." Irving said. "We both know this movie is complete crap, there's basically no redeeming features in the movie."
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Re: The Highway: East Coast Weather
« Reply #73 on: May 11, 2015, 01:23:53 pm »
((Thanks for adding me in :D.You are awesome.And thanks for the warm welcoming :D))
Ivan is waiting for the RV,while talking to Timothy (if you missed,he was a pear).
« Last Edit: May 11, 2015, 03:49:33 pm by maxthethrax »
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Re: The Highway: East Coast Weather
« Reply #74 on: May 11, 2015, 05:38:05 pm »
Des is on his back, lying on the floor. His feet are still splayed on the couch, and he's got weird coffee-fruit shake all over him. His expression is of complete and utter stoicism, and in a deadpan voice he says, "Aah. My drink." He throws the glass across the RV blindly, and picks himself up. Now HE smells like burning fruit, and the smoothie is dripping off him and onto the floor. "What a shame." He wipes some of the stuff off his face and goes to the bathroom to clean the rest of himself off.

 

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