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[AMA] (Probably) Last, But (Probably) Not Least
« on: September 30, 2016, 05:51:08 am »
Ask away, you soulless, twisted bastards.
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Re: [AMA] (Probably) Last, But (Probably) Not Least
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2016, 06:39:31 am »
Do you like big butts, and can you lie?

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Re: [AMA] (Probably) Last, But (Probably) Not Least
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2016, 06:58:46 am »
Do you like big butts, and can you lie?
I like to think of myself as a connoisseur of posteriors of all shapes, sizes, genders, species, etc., etc. They're all judged equal, by the people, for the people.

And while I can lie pretty well considering this is a screen, that's most certainly the truth.
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Re: [AMA] (Probably) Last, But (Probably) Not Least
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2016, 09:07:04 am »
What's your opinion on the French?

What's your favorite food?
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Re: [AMA] (Probably) Last, But (Probably) Not Least
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2016, 12:04:31 pm »
Did you steal Wilson's eyes? D:

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Re: [AMA] (Probably) Last, But (Probably) Not Least
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2016, 01:05:29 pm »
What's your opinion on the French?

What's your favorite food?

Buncha cheese-eating surrender monkeys...

And lobster, actually.

Did you steal Wilson's eyes? D:

N...n-no?

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« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2016, 01:21:18 pm »
Can you bust out some sweet dance moves for the ladies?

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Re: [AMA] (Probably) Last, But (Probably) Not Least
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2016, 01:31:00 pm »
Can you bust out some sweet dance moves for the ladies?

CHECK IT, YO

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« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2016, 02:00:36 pm »
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« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2016, 02:14:50 pm »
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« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2016, 02:23:28 pm »
Who would you rather have as a grandparent; Sully from Uncharted, or MGS4 Snake?

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« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2016, 04:39:44 pm »
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« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2016, 04:55:35 pm »
How big is your dick?
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Re: [AMA] (Probably) Last, But (Probably) Not Least
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2016, 05:15:18 pm »
I'm just gonna come right out and as you: ARE YOU A REPLICANT?
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« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2016, 10:22:02 pm »
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