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« Reply #1395 on: August 14, 2015, 07:56:45 pm »
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« Reply #1396 on: August 15, 2015, 12:18:04 am »
Girlfriends parents were meant to be gone for a week so I was staying for the week. Now usually I'm not allowed past the second floor because the bathrooms are on the second floor, her bedroom is on the fourth floor, anyway, this pretty much means they didn't know I was staying and I wasn't supposed to be, her dad would murder me for even suggesting the idea of staying the night.

So while we were enjoying a shower together she suddenly leaps out of the shower because her mum had messaged her saying they were on their way home, so I have to get dry and dressed and run around the house collecting any evidence of me planning on sleeping there, come up with a story as to why I was still there at 2AM only for her mum to then be okay with it and say I could sleep on the couch because they wouldn't be home until 6AM.

So here I am, lying on her couch in a sleeping bag with her dog while she's super comfy in bed because her parents are about to be home.
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« Reply #1397 on: August 15, 2015, 12:27:37 am »
Girlfriends parents were meant to be gone for a week so I was staying for the week. Now usually I'm not allowed past the second floor because the bathrooms are on the second floor, her bedroom is on the fourth floor, anyway, this pretty much means they didn't know I was staying and I wasn't supposed to be, her dad would murder me for even suggesting the idea of staying the night.

So while we were enjoying a shower together she suddenly leaps out of the shower because her mum had messaged her saying they were on their way home, so I have to get dry and dressed and run around the house collecting any evidence of me planning on sleeping there, come up with a story as to why I was still there at 2AM only for her mum to then be okay with it and say I could sleep on the couch because they wouldn't be home until 6AM.

So here I am, lying on her couch in a sleeping bag with her dog while she's super comfy in bed because her parents are about to be home.
That is kinda funny. Are you sure you didn't enter a romantic comedy without realizing it? Because that sounds just like something that would happen in one of those.
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« Reply #1398 on: August 15, 2015, 01:13:12 am »
Its the Romero locks that are cursing you mang.

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« Reply #1399 on: August 15, 2015, 09:12:44 pm »
I just recorded some footage from Gmod. My internet went out for a while, so i decided to turn on all of my post processing, and go explore a map i had just downloaded the previous day. i recorded it, and it looks damn good, so im going to be posting it here once i upload it.
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« Reply #1400 on: August 15, 2015, 09:45:06 pm »
Noice. Can't wait to see it.

Really cool that more of us are getting into uploading, the Utterly Mad Men.

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« Reply #1401 on: August 16, 2015, 12:43:46 am »
Were you going to **** her right in the ****?

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« Reply #1402 on: August 16, 2015, 01:40:57 am »
Two videos of the stream will be going up soon.

We have Fallout 1: Rodent Dick Punching Simulator

and the second, The Rhordri Family Reunion.


The 2nd one has me singing the opening to Baby Got Back midway through, and yes, there are plenty of dick jokes.

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« Reply #1403 on: August 16, 2015, 03:52:13 am »



Fallout 1 Rodent Dick Punching Simulator.... praise dick punching.

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« Reply #1404 on: August 16, 2015, 04:44:56 am »
Footage from Rhordri's Family Reunion is almost done. Uploading that soon.

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« Reply #1405 on: August 16, 2015, 05:17:11 am »
Rhordri's Family Reunion:


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« Reply #1406 on: August 16, 2015, 05:35:33 am »
Dear lord, my favorite weapons blog on Tumblr, DIY Self Defense, was shut down somehow, and in a strange act of mourning, I've just been looking at gunpr0n post after gunpr0n post. With a whole lotta knifepr0n in between, that is.
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« Reply #1407 on: August 16, 2015, 05:39:18 am »



Nice to know you can run a Cakefart cam girl service.... I subbed to the /r/Games reddit to not have shit posts. Now its getting filled with porn games.

I swear there was a topic on CoC the other day.

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« Reply #1408 on: August 16, 2015, 11:31:21 am »


There it is.
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« Reply #1409 on: August 16, 2015, 11:36:26 am »
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