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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3450 on: October 09, 2016, 03:30:01 pm »
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3451 on: October 09, 2016, 05:28:20 pm »
Am I the only one who knew who Wilson was talking about and where he probably encountered him?
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3452 on: October 09, 2016, 06:46:50 pm »
Am I the only one who knew who Wilson was talking about and where he probably encountered him?
I am clueless on many a thing so...
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3453 on: October 09, 2016, 08:13:29 pm »
so I've learned the importance of scheduling these past couple of weeks since I've technically not met the amount of time required in my math class's online segment for those weeks by like two hours. That being said I am still well ahead, so I'm technically only losing a small percentage of my grade...

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3454 on: October 09, 2016, 09:08:46 pm »
So I just had an existential crisis/realization. It just hit me on a personal level that I am me and that when I die I am not me anymore, that my parents ARE my parents (holy shit!), the fact that other people feel and go through the same thought processes that I do...I don't know how to describe this...
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With the power of a phoenix I can proudly say everything is hand-grilled!!!

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3455 on: October 09, 2016, 11:56:26 pm »
So I just had an existential crisis/realization. It just hit me on a personal level that I am me and that when I die I am not me anymore, that my parents ARE my parents (holy shit!), the fact that other people feel and go through the same thought processes that I do...I don't know how to describe this...
careful now, the void is gazing back into you. The void is not some great unknown, but rather the all obscurely familiar. The void is the nature of the human soul itself, a mirror that reflects your hopes and dreams, your fears and dark secrets, your very being. When you gaze into the void and the void gazes back, it is really you staring at you.
I'm really just a sexy skeleton in a suit.
Fingering techniques are very important
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3456 on: October 10, 2016, 12:01:01 am »
So I just had an existential crisis/realization. It just hit me on a personal level that I am me and that when I die I am not me anymore, that my parents ARE my parents (holy shit!), the fact that other people feel and go through the same thought processes that I do...I don't know how to describe this...
careful now, the void is gazing back into you. The void is not some great unknown, but rather the all obscurely familiar. The void is the nature of the human soul itself, a mirror that reflects your hopes and dreams, your fears and dark secrets, your very being. When you gaze into the void and the void gazes back, it is really you staring at you.
*In childish tone* B...but...I am the void...
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3457 on: October 10, 2016, 12:22:38 am »
Excuse me. I AM THE FUCKING ABYSS YOUNG MAN, ALSO KNOWN AS THE VOID. DON'T YOU PLAY GAMES WITH ME.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3458 on: October 10, 2016, 12:29:15 am »
Abyss =/= void.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3459 on: October 10, 2016, 12:32:40 am »
The void isn't conscious. The abyss is. You cannot ve something that isn't consious. I speak for the void. You're not the void.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3460 on: October 10, 2016, 12:33:59 am »
The void isn't conscious. The abyss is. You cannot ve something that isn't consious. I speak for the void. You're not the void.
The void is the complete absence of "stuff"

An abyss is any region where there is a sudden decline in "stuff" from its surroundings.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3461 on: October 10, 2016, 12:41:12 am »
In other words, you're both contesting whether your lack of atmosphere makes you a vacuum. o3o

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3462 on: October 10, 2016, 12:44:22 am »
In other words, you're both contesting whether your lack of atmosphere makes you a vacuum. o3o
Stuff!
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3463 on: October 10, 2016, 02:31:58 am »
Excuse me. I AM THE FUCKING ABYSS YOUNG MAN,
See. Porn! Wilson is the physical embodiment of the abyss section of this forum.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3464 on: October 10, 2016, 02:35:50 am »
I thought that was Bubba's job?

 

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