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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4350 on: December 12, 2016, 09:54:18 pm »
The worst construction workers. They moved the ATM to lay down tile beneath it, but discovered the ATM's anchor bolts. Instead of drilling holes in the tiles to fit them over the anchor bolts, they used an angle grinder to cut the bolts out of the floor. They do not plan to install new anchor bolts later. Also, for tool they have a hammer, a crowbar, and an angle grinder. The grinder is used to cut things, especially things like anchor bolts. The crowbar is used to chisel old tiles off the floor. The hammer is used to remove old plastic tiles and fairly fresh putty by... hitting it. You'd think the crowbar would be better for prying up old tiles or scraping still gooey putty off the floor, but no. These workers strike the tiles/putty repeatedly in the hopes that it will miraculously lift them off the floor.

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4351 on: December 12, 2016, 10:25:24 pm »
Nice, now you have a portable ATM. :V

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4352 on: December 12, 2016, 11:52:50 pm »
We need a movies based in your (mis)adventures.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4353 on: December 13, 2016, 12:38:47 pm »
The main difference between different cigarette brands is exactly how much cancer they'll give you, some of them are nice and considerate and try to only give you a little bit of cancer.

On a related note, I can finally say I managed to quit smoking for good.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4354 on: December 13, 2016, 09:37:23 pm »
On a related note, I can finally say I managed to quit smoking for good.
Are you sure? Or has something else taken it's place? What other addictive substances could have taken the place of cigarettes in six's life? You know the kind of stuff. Booze, heroine, and public masturbation perhaps?

I took notes today in the hopes that I could form a coherent narrative, but all I have is some disconnected notes. They are as follows
"HURRA GURNA GERT MAH BUR IRF I KERNT GERT MAH BUR!?" (How am I gonna get my beer when I can't get my beer) <-actual sentence uttered by a customer today.

If you say "Sof Pak" then you must have a "Sof Cok."

Do not hand the cashier money coated in splinters.

Ho-ho's, ding dongs, honey buns, and cup cakes are hostess best products. The rest of their product line is trash.

Slow speakers. "Buuuuuuuuuuyyyyy naaaaaaooooowww"

Try our dried sausage husk.

There is no such thing as a "clearomizer." <-Yes, I spelled that right.

"Star blast" is not a flavor.

People rarely look like the picture on their ID.

Do not blight the cashier simply because you don't know how a fuel pump works.


And that's it. Make what you will of that nonsense.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4355 on: December 13, 2016, 09:42:11 pm »
People rarely look like the picture on their ID.

I can confirm this is a thing. ID photos always make you look like some kinda orge.

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4356 on: December 14, 2016, 12:51:45 am »
I am wearing a scarf in mine and look like I died with my eyes sorta open.
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Abandon you post, abandon your homes, abandon all hope!

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4357 on: December 14, 2016, 01:02:23 am »
Mine's old enough that the photo predates when I started bothering to shave. >.o

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4358 on: December 14, 2016, 02:56:53 am »
My ID photo has me with long hair, I got my hair cut like a week after I got my ID, it was poorly timed.
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4359 on: December 14, 2016, 03:47:29 am »
I got mine done when I was like...   9?
So yeah, eurgh.

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4360 on: December 14, 2016, 09:52:47 am »
So you don't look any different?
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4361 on: December 14, 2016, 12:02:51 pm »
Your ID will forever reveal your hatchlingness. owo

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4362 on: December 14, 2016, 12:51:57 pm »
I got mine done when I was like...   9?
So yeah, eurgh.
So... last week then, can't have changed that much. :P
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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4363 on: December 14, 2016, 03:50:34 pm »
Saw so many Siege-(insert here)'s and thought I was gonna have to ask an admin to start banning spam bots, looked at profile and saw who it was and face palmed.

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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #4364 on: December 14, 2016, 03:55:24 pm »
Saw so many Siege-(insert here)'s and thought I was gonna have to ask an admin to start banning spam bots, looked at profile and saw who it was and face palmed.
I wonder what spurred that on. On the plus side though, just saw what lorknis got changed to. "Siege Loli." Hilarious, but if you type it into google all you'll get is pictures of Loki from the Thor comic books.
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I'm really just a sexy skeleton in a suit.
Fingering techniques are very important
Quote from: Six
Using guns while sober? Sounds like you're a coward.
Yes, little hats for every noodle.
Everyone is forks it seems.
"Everything is fucked forever, and ever, and ever." -Forrest 2016

 

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