Utterly Mad

Here's a better question WHY DO I HAVE 10 DAPPER POINTS!

Am I really that nice, or are people ****ing with me. But **** silly internet points I'm going to show you my Hotline Miami doll action figure hug pillow? collectable that I got for $85 bucks.

As you can see I'm responsible with my money and invest it in silly trinkets.

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If I have any complaints it'd be these:

1. The joints are kinda hard to manipulate, like you have to apply some force to attach or move parts. And its kinda scary that you have to do that especially considering the price.

2. His ****ing shoes are hard to take off, like I went to see how the feet moved, that and I wanted to see what the figure looked like with all the accessories on. (Got Trauma Jacket as a bonus for free, so I wanted to see what he looked like with the hospital gown and Jacket bandage mask. Which is how I found out he doesn't have a Hank Hill ass.)

3. The arms. Alright, so these arms can only bend certain ways right? Well I didn't ****ing know that, and his jacket covers up where the joints can and can't bend. So say you went to bend his arm left to make him look like he's about to katana up a evil Russian Mobster when his arm might come clean off. So you have to ask your (used to work in a hobby shop) father help you figure out how to fix something you just got for 5 minutes. Thank Christ for that, because I read some tweets and kickstarter comments. Apparently this problem is so bad they had to make a video about how to move his arms.

Anyway, Jacket now has a metal screw in one of his joints and now that arm moves better then ever and its a ton more durable then plastic.

Manny Pardo may be born with Thick Skin, but Jacket's bones have been augmented.