Utterly Mad

I GOT MARKED FOR HAVING THE FAINTEST OF FUCKING MUSTACHES

Marked?

I've started shaving more frequently now because my facial hair doesn't quite know if it wants to grow in some places or not but now I've discovered I'm apparently very prone to ingrown hairs.
I fucking hate my facial hair so much, if it would grow properly then I'd just never shave for the rest of my life and have a super manly beard, or cosplay as Gandalf a lot.

Yeah I want to have a beard too, but it is unlikely. At least in my Fathers line facial hair is really hard to grow, it grows in patches. I probably won't even get chest hair for a long time, my Dad didn't even get a small patch of chest hair until he was in his mid 30's and that is more then his Dad ever got.