Utterly Mad

It's my birthday today, I went out to a cabin with some friends. One of them got me a shotgun, for some reason.

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It's my birthday today, I went out to a cabin with some friends. One of them got me a shotgun. After a of drinking, one of my friends asked if I was ready to try it out. They led me around the back of the cabin where we had the prey caged up. My buddy popped the lock on the first cage and let out a fat nerd in the battlestar galactica tshirt. Had to taze him to get him moving instead of shouting about how "we couldn't do this to him." Once he was out of sight, we let the dogs loose and started the first hunt of the day. Best birthday ever. We are gonna release the next one in half an hour.

Enjoy hunting the most dangerous of game Wilson! Happy birthday.