Utterly Mad

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If he's still childish enough to ignore your earnest attempts to apologize, then he isn't man enough to deserve an apology.
You're insistence on trying shows a great strength of character though.

Anyways,

A big old spear, maybe. But don't forget the crossbar. o3o

With a broad tip. That or something with a bit of punch. I read about a boar someone shot in florida that was almost as big as a volkswagon bug.