...Windows Phone are so bad that I'm pretty sure the world is a slightly worse place just because they exist. iOS is great for 90% of people and Android fills in the missing features for people who do shit like download APKs off the internet...
I just jailbreak my apple devices and can do pretty much the same thing as I can do with my android phone.
...Saying you don't mind Windows 8.1 is worse than pineapple on pizza, you truly are a heretic...
Its always something...