Utterly Mad

I wore a pair of women's jeans before, the pocked are either for looks or go up to the knuckles

Oh jegus, I read that completely wrong.

BUT that reminds me. In highschool, the people who wore tight pants would always try to stuff money in their pockets, but the pockets were too tight so they always ended up with the bills sticking half (or more) out of their pockets so we would just walk up and grab them and they wouldn't notice. One of my friends got a fifty dollar bill that was hanging out of some girls back pocket, hanging out so far a gust of wind could have grabbed it.