The problem isn't that it'll fit. It's that it'll get scratched up and butt-dial all the things. Or in other words, it's not that I want a smartphone that I CAN carry in my pocket, it's one that I can carry in my pocket without annoying the shit out of me.
How the fuck do you have issues with that? How the fuck do you even butt-dial someone on a smartphone? Why the fuck are you keeping a phone in your back pocket?
Also on a side note for Caconym, how's that MSI 1070 doing?