Author Topic: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS  (Read 219466 times)

0 Members and 60 Guests are viewing this topic.

  • Admin
  • POST LORD
  • *****
  • Posts: 2,463
  • Dapperness +20/-7
  • Lord of Gulgatha
    • View Profile
Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3540 on: October 17, 2016, 02:14:22 am »
I was watching the best friends, one of their recent "shitstorm of scariness" episodes, and the game they are playing is "medusa's labyrinth." Matt mentions briefly the myth of medusa and how she was turned into a monster for being vain and proud of her beauty.

No. That's not how it went down. Nothing against the best friends, more against the political correcting of this old story. Here's what actually happened, in a nutshell.

Medusa was a priestess of Athena. She was very beautiful, and everyone desired her but like all priestesses of Athena, she was under an oath of celibacy. One day, Poseidon looked down at Medusa in Athena's temple and decided he needed to get his dick wet, whether she wanted to or not and Medusa's oath to Athena be damned. So Poseidon went down to the temple of Athena and raped her, basically on Athena's altar. Then Athena cursed her to become a monster because "Oh Poseidon. Gods will be gods I guess, and gods are above reproach!"

TL:DR, Medusa was turned into a monster for the crime of being raped by Poseidon. 
I'm really just a sexy skeleton in a suit.
Fingering techniques are very important
Quote from: Six
Using guns while sober? Sounds like you're a coward.
Yes, little hats for every noodle.
Everyone is forks it seems.
"Everything is fucked forever, and ever, and ever." -Forrest 2016

 

NOCTIFER IS A FAGGOT