It won't let me save my scores. Also, the metal slug one is not great XD. Wish it had joust.
oh and I forgot, but speaking of jousting,
A protip for the utterly mad. If you tell someone you are going to crush their skull with your dick, you better be prepared to do it. I'm not talking about skull fucking or any other sexual meaning, I mean using your girth + weight to flatten a persons head or using your length + muscle to squeeze their brains out of their ears like a python.
That is very peculiar and situational advice but noted.
It is highly situational. Just remember, if you don't accidentally knock over a shed by turning around too quickly at least once a week, you have no right to threaten people with your genitals. Tipping over a wheelbarrow every three days is alright too.
I hate it when that happens, once accidentally got it caught in a helicopters rotor, cost me so much in damages.
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