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Re: Last Signatory Posting: HERETICAL LENGTH!
« Reply #3675 on: October 22, 2016, 01:25:35 am »
>Unspool

So length over girth, gotcha.

Six confirmed for noodliness that won't satisfy everyone. o3o

I didn't say he was flaccid at the time. It's a wonder you haven't seen the videos yet.

But if it wasn't, how the fuck did it spool on heli rotters?!
Wouldn't you go half-flaccid if you turned around and found your shaft slapping the side of a spinning helicopter rotor? He wasn't soft when it started of course, but who would stay hard when that kind of thing happens? Unless your into having your dick punished of course.
How would I know how I would react in that specific situation!

Changing the subject, I continue to fail at post-apocalyptic armoring. ;w;

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