every pipe gun is loaded with bullets of cast random soft metals with a propellant composed of charcoal dust, sulfur refined from water drawn from an aquifer of volcanic ash, and ammonia nitrate annealed from fermented piss you've been saving in milk jugs for just such an occasion.
That is some dedication right there...
You act like you've never needed to make an improvised explosive device for the purpose of... reasons*. Everyone needs a crude piss fueled explosive device for... reasons*.
*-knocking over a shed with three garden gnomes glued to it. GODDAMNED GNOMES! *shakes fist*Also I just noticed that the address bar says "/actual-last-man-posting-(this-is-my-baby-perigrin-)." The address bar is still using the original thread title. I guess that's to be expected, but it is interesting.