Utterly Mad

I said being president is hard, not being president makes you hard. :V

If it didn't make you hard, he wouldn't have given that intern a cigar.

Quote from: Six on November 06, 2016, 06:29:19 pm

YON MADNEN, GUYD ME HIBS AS I FUG DE FUT BAWLS!!

You madman, guide my hips as I fuck the footballs?

Also, you win. that is exactly what I said. Except for the "you madman" part. That was actually "john madden." the full sentence being "john madden, guide my hips as I fuck the foot balls."

So, for some absurd reason I am converting the remains of an old machete sheath into a holster.

At first I expected to read that as "So, for some absurd reason I am now fucking a foot ball."

Oh also, "eat the football! dick the football!" ("dicking" being slang in some places for having sex with)