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*walks in drinking entire bottle of vodquilla* howdy folks, who we sending to Dragon's Fungeon now? Rhodri? Sounds perfectly reasonable.
No, it's a euphemism for "creepy basement where random chains people up and menaces them with his dong."
But it's Texas, no one has basements here. o3o
Don't you at least have a cave, what kind of self-respecting dragon doesn't have a cave?