Utterly Mad

That is probably the best joke that's ever been made on this forum.
Our standards aren't exactly high.

I am the pundragon, my puns just drag on and on.

I am not a sexual deviant!

Wouldn't wearing a chastity belt make you the opposite of a sexual deviant? Unless you're wearing a chastity belt and nothing else.

...winged soviet youkai chick in nothing but a chastity belt, not sure if want.