Utterly Mad

On a related note, I can finally say I managed to quit smoking for good.

Are you sure? Or has something else taken it's place? What other addictive substances could have taken the place of cigarettes in six's life? You know the kind of stuff. Booze, heroine, and public masturbation perhaps?

I took notes today in the hopes that I could form a coherent narrative, but all I have is some disconnected notes. They are as follows
"HURRA GURNA GERT MAH BUR IRF I KERNT GERT MAH BUR!?" (How am I gonna get my beer when I can't get my beer) <-actual sentence uttered by a customer today.

If you say "Sof Pak" then you must have a "Sof Cok."

Do not hand the cashier money coated in splinters.

Ho-ho's, ding dongs, honey buns, and cup cakes are hostess best products. The rest of their product line is trash.

Slow speakers. "Buuuuuuuuuuyyyyy naaaaaaooooowww"

Try our dried sausage husk.

There is no such thing as a "clearomizer." <-Yes, I spelled that right.

"Star blast" is not a flavor.

People rarely look like the picture on their ID.

Do not blight the cashier simply because you don't know how a fuel pump works.

And that's it. Make what you will of that nonsense.