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Re: Last Man Posting: -50% SHENANIGANS
« Reply #4590 on: January 05, 2017, 10:30:33 pm »

>Losing soccer match 2-4
>scores goal doing the following:
>Breaks rules of combat the equivalent to the geneva conventions.
>grows legs
>charges super laser
>fires said super laser to propell soccer ball
>said laser destroys city
>knocks opposing team
>scores goal.


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