Utterly Mad

I just learned that the origin of Hawaiian pizza is Ontario Canada, 1962.

These are serious heresy charges being leveled against a country. Apa, what do you have to say on behalf of Canada? Don't think you are alone either, it just so happens that Hawaiian pizza is the most popular pizza in Australia, we will be paying them a visit as well of course. We may find it in our hearts to forgive Canada, the sins of one should not effect the purity of all. Australia though, there is only exterminatus for them.

This court is in session, with Apatheticexcuse (Discord) representing Canada. Apa, you have the floor to make your case.