Utterly Mad

We of the court have reviewed your statement on behalf of western Canada and have decided your logic is sound. Because of the clear and distinct culture border between the regions Western Canada's representative has outlined for this court, I have decided to honor his request to recognize them as separate jurisdictions on the condition that Western Canada appropriate and export the concept of sugar shacks and tim hortons into the united states.

Further more, I am inclined to grant you the immunity you request. This of course means nothing as the jury is the one to make the final choice, but would also exonerate Western Canada of responsibility for introducing Justin Bieber into the united states, should no one come forward with a counter argument.

Now, do we send Eastern Canada to the australia? It could be put to work in the opal quarries, or perhaps employed as slave labor in one of the penal colonies many fosters breweries. Or, do we burn it away with the glorious incandescence of the emperors fury? What does the jury think?

Now, does anyone have a counter statement against the representative to Western Canada, Apatheticexcuse (Discord)?