Utterly Mad

Let me say a few things about Texas
1: We evidently do not like military exercises in our state, we will send our states national guard to go watch said exercises for fear that the government is going to invade
2: NEVER TRY TO TAKE OUR GUNS OKAY! IT WILL END POORLY FOR YOU!
3: We have the right to secede except we don't because federal law says no state may secede and federal law supersedes pretty much everything
4: there are four types of Texans, the wannabe cowboys, the people in a constant state of hangover, Hard working people, and people who moved here. Out of all of those fear the wannabe cowboys the most, for they ride horses and have no fukcing clue what they are doing. Also, all of these people carry guns, and own at least five.
5: If it comes to melee combat rest assured that every person in this state has at minimum a pocket knife, some have swords and armor, some have swords armor and horses to ride.
6: We are some crazy ass motherfukers, some of us have cannons in our backyards that we shoot on a regular basis.

7: we do some stupid **** here.

But hey we're a great place to visit! In all seriousness most people are decent people here, though we do have our fair share of ****s as well. Oh, I wasn't kidding about the cannon thing though, I think one of my neighbours owns one and fires it often.

I'm fine in sunny Florida...

Also, I want a title above me name! How'd you do that?

It does not rain nearly as often in washington as people all over the place believe it does. seriously. more than half of washington is desert where in hardly ever rains. The south-east and central southern portions are particularly dry, blasted, uninteresting, wastelands which looks as though they are just waiting for someone to set up a strip mine or for a fire to sweep through the dry brush that grows in some places.